L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
Gussie: We awe going to have a wawwy.
Honest John: A wawwy? What's a wawwy?
Gussie: You know. A wawwy. A wawge gathewing of mice fow a weason.
Honest John: Oh. A rally.
Gussie: That's what I said. A wawwy.
[The phone rings].
Sam Stone: Hello? Debbie? Yeah, Debbie's here, who's this? Well Ralph, Debbie can't talk right now, my dick's in her mouth. How about I have her call you back when I'm done. [Hangs up phone] I love wrong numbers!
Fielding: Father, he's done this penance long enough, and well, the other brothers think the same.
Gabriel: But he doesn't think so, John. Until he does, neither do I.
Dave Whiteman: I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and loved it.
Doctor Feckenham: The soul takes flight to the world that is invisible. At there arriving, she is assured of bliss, and forever dwells in paradise.
Patricia: Fruitcake? fruitcake? Listen Bucko, I happen to be a highly educated, intelligent girl with an I.Q. that would put you pea-brain in the cellar. So remember, If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. Call me for dinner.
Dark Heart: Run. Run while you can. No matter where you go, I will find you. You will not escape me. I am Dark Heart.
Brian Stimpson: It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
Alba Bewick: In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.
William of Baskerville: The only evidence I see of the antichrist here is everyones desire to see him at work.
Mark Watson: Mom! Dad! There's something I have to tell you... I'm black.
Norman Bates: Conservative clothes never go out of style.
Uncle Pomme: The earth speaks to all of us, and if we listen, we can understand.
Stanley: Jesus, how horny can you get?
Eugene: I don't know. What's the highest score?
Margaret 'Meg' Magrath: Why'd you do it, Babe? Why'd you put your head in the oven?
Rebeca 'Babe': I don't know... I'm having a bad day.
Dr. Henry Fynn: It would appear that Sommerset was right, wouldn't it? It all comes down to blowing their heads off.
Chaz: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.