Brian Stimpson: It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
Alba Bewick: In the land of the legless the one-legged woman is queen.
Nancy: Boring, Sidney, Boring.
Fidget: I'm going! I'm going! I'm going.
L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.
Dr. Henry Fynn: It would appear that Sommerset was right, wouldn't it? It all comes down to blowing their heads off.
Terry: This is great. I'm down on the docks at 1:30 in the morning. I might as well pin a hundred dollar bill to my ass and scream "Victim here! Victim here!"
Chaz: Hey guy, your fly is open and your Hostess Twinkie is hanging out.
Margaret 'Meg' Magrath: Why'd you do it, Babe? Why'd you put your head in the oven?
Rebeca 'Babe': I don't know... I'm having a bad day.
Allie Fox: Everything we need is here. Right here. We can live simply: gardening, beach combing. I'm a changed man, mother. No more chemicals or poisons. If what you want isn't washed up on this beach, you probably don't need it.
Patricia: Fruitcake? fruitcake? Listen Bucko, I happen to be a highly educated, intelligent girl with an I.Q. that would put you pea-brain in the cellar. So remember, If it weren't for me, you wouldn't be here. Call me for dinner.
Dave Whiteman: I ate garbage last night, Barbara... and loved it.
Mark Watson: Mom! Dad! There's something I have to tell you... I'm black.
Loyal heart dog: We should really help them - I'm with you.
Fielding: Father, he's done this penance long enough, and well, the other brothers think the same.
Gabriel: But he doesn't think so, John. Until he does, neither do I.
Mark Kaminsky: Because of you a lot of people are dead. And now it's your turn.
Capt. Proctor: Mahoney must think he's as dumb as we are.
Eddie Jillette: I know the secret to Heaven.
Joe Collins: Oh, yeah, what's that?
Eddie Jillette: A girl with freckles on her tits.