Ivan: So it is you, son, is it not?
Jason Stillwell: But this time it will be different. Russian.
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: Demonic beasts. Whatever happened to the good old simple love song?"I love you." That's what good words use. Nowadays they have to write some sickness. It's just absoultely sick and bizarre, and I'm going to do my upmost best to try and stop it now."
Talk show host: Anything you'd like to add in conclusion?
Reverend Aaron Gilstom: These evil people have just got to be stopped.
Jenny Anderman: This isn't funny. Do you know what this is like? It's like when you read about, I don't know, Anne Frank or something and you say to yourself, Jesus why didn't they do something. The whole world is collapsing. They just sat around, life as usual, maybe it'll go away, but it never goes away it only gets worse and nobody thinks about the future. What's the matter?
Paul Stephens: Who's Anne Frank?
Roberto: Not enough room to swing a cat... Cat. The animal.
James Leeds: Do you think there's someplace where we can meet that's not in silence and not in sound?
Marjorie: No talking to the animal.
Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Tommy Hook: That wild Indian picture happens to be stylin', you don't know what you're talkin' about.
Carol: We'll take my car. It starts every time.
Kreon: My victims, walk in the land of the dead. They are all my children, and I am their ultimate lord.