Donna Mildred Martin: The only advice my Mom ever gave me was, "Don't live in the same city as your parents."
David Basner: What crappy advice. I can't get my parents to move.
Mishi: Oh, don't kiss me - I don't know where your lips have been.
Max Basner: Your best friend is your dick.
David Basner: Now where did I learn that? Your best friend is your dick.
Max Basner: Great, maybe the four of us can get together and have lunch.
David Basner: Look, I've done the job. Alright? Take my stuff, do whatever you want to do with it. But for the fifth time now, I'm not going anywhere with anybody. And don't you ever fucking touch me again.
David Basner: I could've been a great doctor.
Max Basner: You could've been a great anything, son.
David Basner: Mom, why don't you put on your shoes and come out of the cage? How many guys have said that to their mothers?
