Directed by: David Seltzer
Starring: Charlie Sheen, Winona Ryder, Corey Haim, Courtney Thorne-Smith, Kerri Green
Lucas: You can't ever make me quit, ever.
Lucas: There is a dance on Friday and if you and Alise could take Maggie and me, it'd be great. See, she has to meet people. She has a strong need for acceptance.
Rena: Throw it to Lucas.
Maggie: Throw it to Lucas.
Ben: Throw it to Lucas.
Band Member: Throw it to Lucas.
Coach: No, don't throw it to Bly.
Continuity mistake: When the football players are trying to chase Lucas off of the field, Lucas is not wearing or carrying his helmet, and it isn't seen anywhere near him. When the players give up and decide to continue playing with Lucas on the field, in the closeup Lucas is putting on his helmet, which has magically appeared.