Best movie quotes of 1986

Bobby Shy: When a man pulls shit on me he is either very brave or very stoned. Which one are you?

Motel philosopher: Remember, no matter what, it's better to be a live dog than a dead lion.

Buford 'Bubba' Brownlee: All this talking about eating is making me hungry.

General George S. Patton Jr.: There's never been a better chance of producing a war in Europe than we have right now... WIth the German troops I'm holding and my own men, I can push the Russians all the way back to Moscow.

Mitch: The park is mine.

Marvin Ringer: Mr. Quint and I go back a ways. We used to be, what, in competition?
Quint: I never considered you competition, Marvin.
Marvin Ringer: Aw, that's not nice Quint. We had our moments.
Quint: You must have had yours in private.

Byron: And here I thought you that contradiction in terms: an intelligent woman.

Alex Sternbergen: I gotta call Jackie, maybe he call help. He's smart, he knows the people that are in charge.
Turner Kendall: In charge of what?
Alex Sternbergen: Everything. The world.
Turner Kendall: He's a hair dresser.
Alex Sternbergen: That's what he does, that's not what he is.

Vic: You screwed up, you're sushi baby.

Mark Forman: What the fuck was that?
Rachel Samstat: He has cancer.
Mark Forman: Bullshit.
Rachel Samstat: Mark.
Mark Forman: It's bullshit.
Rachel Samstat: People don't lie about things like that.
Mark Forman: Contractors lie about everything. What'd he say, "I have cancer"?
Rachel Samstat: Exactly.
Mark Forman: Well, he probable meant that "he" has cancer.
Rachel Samstat: Who?
Mark Forman: How do I know? Someone. I don't know. His father.
Rachel Samstat: His father's dead.

Laura J. Kelly: Don't lose him.
Tom Logan: I'm not going to lose him. Where is he?

Wendy Potter: Ratburgers.

Ferdy: Look, I'm sorry if I made you angry, Linda.
Linda: It's not you, Ferdy. I'm just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.

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Ted Bundy: You're just grasping at straws. Just straws, Jerry.
Jerry Thompson: What kind of game are you playing?
Ted Bundy: You keep at it. Maybe if you find enough straws you can put the broom together.

Tom: Hey, she's dead? Hey, what the hell are you doing, you didn't say anything about a dead body, we were supposed to save her life.

Harry Doyle: And I ain't goin' to your funeral.
Archie Long: You ain't invited.

Martin McNamara: Confucius say: when fighting truckers, nail the suckers.

Arabella McGee: You're welcome, dildo-nose.

Narrator: You know, things that never had names before are now easily described. Makes conversation easier.

Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.
Eddie South: "Eddie"'s fine.
Hercule Poirot: Mr. South.