Hatch: This frigging game is ruining my life.
Andromeda: You are not my lord and husband, not yet. In the absence of the queen, it is I who command.
James A. Wells, Assistant U.S. Attorney General: We can't have people go around leaking stuff for their own reasons. It ain't legal. And worse than that, by God it ain't right.
Donna: Haven't you ever done Assertiveness Training? Before I looked into the Doc, I did it all - EST, T.M., Scientology, iridology, Primal Scream... I don't know, I figure another five years of real hard work, and maybe I'll be a real human being.
Bud: Amazing Grace, come sit on my face. Don't make me cry, I need your pie.
Security Sergeant Montone: Nelson, we're talking about nuclear detonators here. You don't just "lose" them and then "find" them. You lose your comb and then find it, but not detonators. Now I want to know where they were found, and who found them. You get my drift?
Darcy: Max, please, what is the matter with you lately? I was kidding.
Max Fielder: Look at my face. I can't go to dinner like this. Look.
Darcy: Your face looks fine.
Max Fielder: I'm not going. I'm staying up here.
Darcy: Max. Max, you promised me that you would try to relax and be close to me this weekend.
Max Fielder: You were only kidding?
Empress Nympho: Bob?
Bob: Yes, Your Highness?
Empress Nympho: Oh, Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa.
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa.
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd.
Big Mama: Oh boy, these old wings ain't what they used to be. Big Mama, you better lose a few pounds.
2nd Lieutenant: First time on U-boat?
Lt. Werner: Yeah. First time. It's gonna be exciting.
2nd Lieutenant: Do you have a will?
Lt. Werner: Excuse Me?
2nd Lieutenant: 13 boats down last moth. Sank with men and mice. Exciting, huh?
Dewey Wilson: They kill to protect family?
Old Indian: In the end, it's all for the hunting ground.
Tyrian: If he's ready to lay a dragon in its grave, he's nothing to fear from me.
Janet Majors: I need some young blood, I need some young blood. I need it now.
Dr. John McCabe: So, what did you do in the Big Apple?
Liza Merrill: Just about everything a girl could do without losing her good English breeding and reputation. Modeling, dancing, secretary... I almost became an unsuccessful fashion designer.
General Harlan Bache: Was I scared! I must have lost fifty pounds, all of it brown.
Vicky: What does the winner get?
Mark: What does the winner want?
Vicky: Guess.
Bob Boyle: Ann? Mommy says you're not dead. Is that true?
Virginia Wainwright: God, you've got a lot of nerve.
Etienne Vercures: That's not all I've got. Want to see?
James Chan: The warrior is not a mountain goat. It is well to remember this.