![Thief picture](/images/titles/7000-7999/7851_sm.jpg)
Frank: Did it ever occur to you, to try to work for a living? Take down your own scores?
Unnamed Detective: OK, fuck this guy.
Urrizi: I'll tell you something, I'm gonna be on your ass so much, you're gonna get careless. And on that day I'm gonna be in that place.
Frank: And that, is the last place that you wanna be. 'Cause no matter what happens, I will never, ever take a pinch from a greasy motherfucker like you.
![Stripes picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1239_sm.jpg)
John Winger: C'mon, it's Czechoslovakia. We zip in, we pick 'em up, we zip right out again. We're not going to Moscow. It's Czechoslovakia. It's like going into Wisconsin.
Russell Ziskey: Well I got the shit kicked out of me in Wisconsin once. Forget it!
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Bunny Wigglesworth: There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly.
![Raiders of the Lost Ark picture](/images/titles/1000-1999/1040_sm.jpg)
Sallah: Indy, why does the floor move?
Indiana: Give me your torch. [He drops it in and sees why.] Snakes. Why'd it have to be snakes?
Sallah: Asps. Very dangerous. You go first.
![Neighbors picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2676_sm.jpg)
Ramona: He tried to pork me.
Earl Keese: Pork you? What?
Ramona: You know you did.
Earl Keese: I swear, I never touched her.
Ramona: Well, I wasn't born with your hand in my bush.
Earl Keese: Enid... help me.
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The Breather: [On the phone.] I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.
Ms. Van Dyke: Did you hang up?
The Breather: No, I just said "click."
![Chariots of Fire picture](/images/titles/0-999/252_sm.jpg)
Eric Liddell: God made countries, God makes kings, and the rules by which they govern. And those rules say that the Sabbath is His. And I for one intend to keep it that way.
![Diva picture](/images/titles/0-999/368_sm.jpg)
Cynthia Hawkins: Do you steal the dresses of all singers?
Jules: No, no.
Cynthia Hawkins: So, I'M the lucky one! I have a fan?
Jules: I heard you in Bordeaux. And last year I went to Munich specially for the concert.
Cynthia Hawkins: You made the trip for me?
Jules: Yes, on the moped.
Cynthia Hawkins: On the moped. So, you ARE a real fan.
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Archy Hamilton: I'll see you when I see you.
Frank Dunne: Yeah. Not if I see you first.
![History of the World: Part I picture](/images/titles/2000-2999/2440_sm.jpg)
Empress Nympho: Bob?
Bob: Yes, Your Highness?
Empress Nympho: Oh, Bob, do I have any openings that this man might fit?
Crowd: Whooooaaaaaaa.
Bob: Well, we could use another wine steward.
Josephus: I got a great corkscrew.
Crowd: Whoooaaaaaaa.
Josephus: Damn, this a hip crowd.
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Big Mama: Oh boy, these old wings ain't what they used to be. Big Mama, you better lose a few pounds.
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Dewey Wilson: They kill to protect family?
Old Indian: In the end, it's all for the hunting ground.
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Tyrian: If he's ready to lay a dragon in its grave, he's nothing to fear from me.