Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.
Don Fernando from San Diego: He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants.
Florinda: I bet I could.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.
Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not.
Esteban: I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.
Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.