Zorro, the Gay Blade
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Esteban: I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.

Don Fernando from San Diego: He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants.
Florinda: I bet I could.

Ramon Vega: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so.

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.

Don Diego: Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of... me.

Florinda: What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.

Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.

Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.

Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.

Esteban: You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do such terrible things to you.

Don Diego: What I would give to have one night in your bootsies.
Ramon Vega: In my Bootsies?

Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not.

Don Diego: He is a mute.
Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.

Audio problem: When Bunny (Ramon) is, as Zorro, spelling out "Zorro" on the wall with his whip, the number of whiplash sounds does not match the number of marks in the wall.

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Trivia: For those "Zorro" fans who didn't already know this: 'Zorro' is Spanish for 'fox'.

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