Bunny Wigglesworth: There is no shame in being poor! Only in dressing poorly.
Esteban: I have always depended on people being nicer than me, and I have never in my life been disappointed.
Ramon Vega: Two bits, four bits, six bits, a peso. All for Zorro, stand up and say so.
Don Fernando from San Diego: He wears his clothes well. I could never get into his pants.
Florinda: I bet I could.
Florinda: What do the people need roads for? They never go anywhere.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: I'm Charlotte Taylor Wilson. I'm with the People's Independence Committee.
Don Diego: Don Diego Vega. I'm with the greedy bloodsuckers.
Esteban: What commands priests to wear such strange clothing?
Bunny Wigglesworth: We are followers of Peter the Dressmaker. He was Christ's tailor.
Charlotte Taylor Wilson: How can there be two of you?
Zorro: You always say, when the revolution came, there would be more for everyone.
Don Diego: Los Angeles, California. The birthplace of... me.
Bunny Wigglesworth: Black is tacky.
Don Diego: What I would give to have one night in your bootsies.
Ramon Vega: In my Bootsies?
Don Diego: He is a mute.
Esteban: Bueno! Perhaps he can give lessons to my wife.
Bunny Wigglesworth: They say the Navy makes men. I'm living proof - they made ME.
Esteban: A little clumsy, are you not, my friend?
Zorro: To be your friend I would have to be more than clumsy. I would have to be stupid.
Esteban: You naughty, evil Alcalde! I'm going to do such terrible things to you.
Florinda: Why didn't I marry you instead of Esteban?
Don Diego: Probably because he asked you and I did not.
