Krokov: Have you seen this report on this Condorman? On this man Wilkins? He is an amateur, do you hear? He is not an agent of the CIA! He is a writer of comic books.
Hardin: Four of them with automatic weapons against some swamp rat. I make it even money.
Yosemite Sam: Where am I? It sure is powerful warm in here. Is this Dallas?
Satan: No, but you're close.
The Prowler: I want you to be my date, Rose.
Mark: You're getting a raise out of me all right, but it has nothing to do with money.
Susan: What do you want, Harold?
Harold: What I've always wanted Susan, your heart.
Cuddles Kovinsky: At first I thought he was walking his dog. Then I realised, it was his date.
James Bond: Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
Q: That's putting it mildly, 007.
Damien Thorn: You, my disciples will truly inherit this Earth.
Ronald Corliss: Why didn't you call us at the airport? I'd have picked you up.
Anne Ramstead: I got here all right.
Ronald Corliss: Yeah. I can see that.
Don: You're dead.
Eva: And you will be, too. Dead and wet and cold.
The Gyro Captain: No! It's my snake, I trained it, I'm going to eat it! I got a recipe for snake. Delicious. Fricassee of reptile. You are what you eat.
Maureen Cutter, 'Mo': Speaking of which, you're home awfully early, aren't you? Couldn't you find a matron with a taste for gutter squalor?