Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.
Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.
Kermit: I hate to be rude, but we're trying to do a movie here.
Kermit: How are we supposed to cut through the bars if nobody brought stuff to cut with?
Floyd: I brought some hot mustard, maybe that will eat through the bars.
Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos.
Gonzo: Stop the presses.
News Editor: Why? What happened?
Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.
Lady Holiday: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
Nicky Holiday: For complimenting you on your necklace?
Lady Holiday: No, because it's customary.
Nicky Holiday: I haven't any change.
Lady Holiday: Then give him something bigger.
Nicky Holiday: Bigger? I left my wallet at home.
Lady Holiday: You left your wallet in college.
Kermit: But... Nicky, why are you doing this?
Nicky Holiday: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.
Fozzie: What does "BSC" stand for?
Kermit: I don't know.
Fozzie: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Holiday, sir. Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.
Gonzo: I wonder how far you could plummet before you blacked out.
Kermit: Uh, don't try it, Gonzo. We need you for this movie.
Gonzo: Sure is tempting.
Statler: Hey, Waldorf. Wake up. Here come the bikinis.
Waldorf: Oh, boy! We better synchronize our pacemakers.