The Great Muppet Caper

The Great Muppet Caper (1981)

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Dorcas: What would you buy if you were bored?
Neville: Uh... a jar of calf's foot jelly.

Gonzo: Stop the presses.
News Editor: Why? What happened?
Gonzo: I don't know. I just always wanted to say that.

Gonzo: I wonder how far you could plummet before you blacked out.
Kermit: Uh, don't try it, Gonzo. We need you for this movie.
Gonzo: Sure is tempting.

Lady Holiday: Give Stanley a tip, Nicky.
Nicky Holiday: For complimenting you on your necklace?
Lady Holiday: No, because it's customary.
Nicky Holiday: I haven't any change.
Lady Holiday: Then give him something bigger.
Nicky Holiday: Bigger? I left my wallet at home.
Lady Holiday: You left your wallet in college.

Statler: Hey, Waldorf. Wake up. Here come the bikinis.
Waldorf: Oh, boy! We better synchronize our pacemakers.

Fozzie: What does "BSC" stand for?
Kermit: I don't know.

Kermit: Piggy? Piggy, you're overacting.
Miss Piggy: What?
Kermit: You're overacting. You're hamming it up.
Miss Piggy: I am not! I am trying to save this movie.
Kermit: Yeah, well save your performance instead.

Fozzie: Uh, excuse me, Mr. Holiday, sir. Would you let Kermit go? If you hold him too long, he'll just give you warts.

Kermit: What's wrong with the drummer? He looks a little crazed.
Zoot: Oh, he's just upset about missing the Rembrandt exhibit at the National Gallery.
Animal: Renoir.

Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I suggest we jump.
Fozzie: Are you crazy? That's at least a hundred feet.
Dr. Bunsen Honeydew: I didn't say it was a good suggestion.
Beauregard: Maybe we could jump part-way.

Beauregard: What's your room number?
Kermit: What?
Fozzie: I don't know, but we're on the second floor.
Beauregard: Oh, I'm sorry. I can only take you as far as the lobby.

Truck Driver: What are you doing here?
Oscar the Grouch: A very brief cameo.
Truck Driver: Me too.

Kermit: How are we supposed to cut through the bars if nobody brought stuff to cut with?
Floyd: I brought some hot mustard, maybe that will eat through the bars.

Kermit: I hate to be rude, but we're trying to do a movie here.

Kermit: But... Nicky, why are you doing this?
Nicky Holiday: Why am I doing this? Because I'm a villain. It's pure and simple.

Sam the Eagle: You are all weirdos.

Beauregard: Takes awhile to get to know the town.
Fozzie: How long have you lived in London?
Beauregard: All my life.
Kermit: How come you don't have an English accent?
Beauregard: Hey, I'm lucky to have a driver's license.

Continuity mistake: At the end of the film the plane they are initially flying on is a typical passenger plane, but when the Muppets are thrown out, the plane is one used for skydiving.

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Trivia: The bald man standing behind Gonzo when he yells "Stop the presses!" is Muppet performer Frank Oz.

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