Crossing Jordan

Crossing Jordan (2001)

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Macy: I really don't like you.
DA Rene Walcott: Right back at you.
Macy: I mean not at all.
DA Rene Walcott: I get it. Just kiss me.

Dr. Peter Winslow: So... We're looking for a missing girl and a guy who doesn't exist. Hmmm... That's challenging.
Lily: Tell me about it.

Macy: Get your coat.
Dr. Peter Winslow: But it's pouring.
Macy: We're like the post office. Neither rain, nor sleet.

Lily: You have the sensitivity of a lizard.

Dr. Nigel Townsend: I paid seven homeless people to go dumpster diving for me.
Macy: Who's money did you use?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Yours.

Dr. Nigel Townsend: So if I killed my husband, where would I stash the body?
Jordan: If you killed your husband you'd have to start in the closet.

Dr. Nigel Townsend: The bullet then continues up the arm to break the humerus, not very funny in this case.

Bug: I pulled tissue samples from John Doe and cross-referenced his biological data with local insect activity and came up with a time of death.
Jordan: That's my Bug.
Bug: Eleven days, four hours.
Detective Matt Seely: Four hours?
Bug: Well... Give or take.

Max: Tough age seventeen. They're right on the brink of being able to tell you to shove it and they know it.
Macy: That's right. Jordan must have been a handful at that age.
Max: With Jordan this stage started at eleven.
Macy: And when did it end?
Max: I'm still waiting.

Nigel: I'm so glad you decided to go undercover Woody. You're blending right in.
Woody: Sorry, I didn't get the memo. Did you sew those pants on yourself?

Macy: You okay, man?
Dr. Peter Winslow: Yeah. I'm just not used to working on bodies that are still bleeding.

Woody: Don't tell me that I missed something.
Bug: Okay, I won't. But you did.

Jordan: Hey Woods, whats it like kissing your sister?

Macy: Nobody knows what kind of parent they'd make until it's too late to back out.

Woody: The nun had a baby? How could that be?
Jordan: She's a woman first, nun second.

Det. Cruz: Should I take this to Macy?
Jordan: You can take this to the Pope for all I care.

Jordan: Traffic control command center has cameras all over the city, right?
Detective Carver: Most of the sections, yeah.
Jordan: I know 'cause I keep getting sent pictures of myself running red lights.

Macy: Well... three dead people, three different guns, three fatal bullet wounds. A shoots B, B shoots C, C shoots A.
Jordan: Commutative Property of Murder.

Reporter: The way I see it you and I are on the same team here. The only difference is you're looking for a cause of death and I'm looking for a by-line.
Jordan: You keep following me you'll be looking for a hospital.

Dr. Trey Sanders: How do you know all this, Nigel?
Dr. Nigel Townsend: Insomnia and the History Channel. It's a lethal combination.

He Said, She Said - S3-E11

Continuity mistake: When Bug speaks with the beautiful widow the second time, about performing a noninvasive autopsy on her husband, her long hair continually changes position in the shots that face her.

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