Rob Petrie: I want to take a nap before I go to sleep.
Laura Petrie: You wanna end up another Dwight Heatherton, go ahead.
Rob Petrie: Who's that?
Laura Petrie: Dwight Heatheron happens to be an excellent writer who is unknown because he gets no publicity.
Rob Petrie: Then how do you know him?
Laura Petrie: Oh Rob, he's famous.
Rob Petrie: At least I'll prove one thing tonight: Television writers marry the prettiest girls.
