South Park

South Park (1997)

4 quotes from season 1

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Cartman Gets an Anal Probe - S1-E1

Cartman: How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

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Weight Gain 4000 - S1-E3

Kyle: Cartman, you have such a fat ass, that when you walk down the street people go, "God, dammit thats a big fat ass!'
Cartman: They do not!
Random guy: God Dammit, thats a big fat ass!

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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - S1-E4

Football Commentator: Oh I haven't seen a Jew run like that since Poland,1938.

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Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride - S1-E4

Football Commentator: Oh, I've haven't seen an Englishman take a blow like that since Hugh Grant.

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