Frasier (1993)

Frasier: Niles, I would shave my head for you.
Niles: A gesture which becomes less significant with each passing year.

Frasier: And though washing one's hands twenty to thirty times a day would be considered obsessive/compulsive, please bear in mind that your husband is a coroner. Thank you for your call, Jeanine. Roz, whom do we have next?

Roz: It's not like she worships the devil!
Frasier: She doesn't have to worship the devil! He worships her!

Frasier: Cupid and his arrow have declared me an endangered species.

Frasier: Niles, is there a light bulb over my head?
Niles: You have an idea?
Frasier: No, I'm asking if there's actually a light bulb over my head.

Daphne: We're not the awful people you think we are!
Frasier: No! The truth is we've been lying to you all night!

Frasier: Hello, Rachel. I'm listening.
Rachel: Oh, thanks for taking my call, Dr. Crane. Um, I'm involved in sort of a strange love triangle.
Frasier: Oh goody, this is sweeps week!

Frasier: So, how do the calls look today?
Roz: Well, we've got a couple of jilted lovers, a man who's afraid of his car, a manic depressive, and three people who feel their lives are going nowhere.
Frasier: Oh, I love a Monday.