Joker: You like sharks, Batman? 'Cause I think they're going to like you!
Eliza Birch: Did you feel bad for that deer when you shot it?
Ralph Dover: Do you feel bad for cows when you go into McDonalds?
Emil Rottmayer: Heh heh. You hit like a vegetarian!
Max Vandenburg: So... How is Rudy?
Liesel Meminger: I don't know. Rudy is a pain in the neck.
Max Vandenburg: The only thing worse than a boy you hate, is a boy you like, right?
Sydney Prosser: You're nothing to me, until you're everything.
Greg: Is your dad Marcus Higgins?
Andre: Yeah, I've known him since I was a baby, he's the funniest.
Greg: The best, great, great man.
Braden: I wanna smash his face.
Andre: Yeah, me too.
Greg: Yeah, I hate that guy.
Andre: Screw him.
Christopher Pike: Are you giving me attitude, Spock?
Spock: I'm expressing multiple attitudes simultaneously, Sir. To which are you referring?
Mary: I'm going to go into the bedroom and put on my new pyjamas, and in a minute you can come in and take them off.
Matt Kowalski: Half of North America just lost their Facebook.
Cypher Raige: Fear is not real. The only place that fear can exist is in our thoughts of the future. It is a product of our imagination, causing us to fear things that do not at present and may not ever exist. That is near insanity. Do not misunderstand me, danger is very real, but fear is a choice. We are all telling ourselves a story and that day mine changed.
Katniss Everdeen: Any last advice?
Haymitch Abernathy: Stay alive.
Dr. Jonathan Banks: Depression is an inability to construct a future.
Lena Duchannes: There's a new world, mama. It ain't all dark, and it ain't all light, and it ain't all ours.
Mike Banning: You know what? Why don't you and I play a game of 'fuck off'. You go first.
Jordan Turner: Wave it, wave it, wave it.
