Best movie quotes of 2013

John F. Kennedy: There are men dying on those beaches, right now. I'm suppose to be the most powerful man in the world and I... I'm impotent. Well, I'll tell you what, this is the last time anyone's gonna make a decision like that for me.

Patchi: That's right, Tiny Arms.
Alex: Seriously, what's up with those little, baby hands? I mean, look at him he's so cute! I'm sorry, seriously, I mean, what's up with that?

Jason Blake: You a B-Boy?
Franklyn: No, I wish. My people were not exactly, um, chosen when it comes to breaking.
Jason Blake: What do you mean, your people?
Franklyn: Jews. We're rhythmically challenged. We're stripped of our swag at the circumcision.
Jason Blake: Ahh.
Franklyn: I've made my peace with it.

Harper: Brian McDaniels... I like to ski in Vermont. I like to date chocolate girls.
Jordan: Shut up, Harper.

Nicholas Wyatt: You're standing on my shoulders.
Jock Goddard: And now I'm standing on your neck.

Joe: But, my dog is about 100 pounds, brown and white, looks like a cow.
Town Woman: Looks like a cow?
Joe: Right.
Town Woman: You have a dog that looks like a cow?
Joe: Well, it's not that big a deal. A lot of dogs look like cows.

Rodney Baze Jr.: Working for a living? I gave my life for this country and what's it done for me? Huh? What's it done for me?

Dragan Ilic: Why don't you go and fuck yourself with a viking helmet?

Aimee: I like to think there's more to a person than just one thing.

Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.

Emil Kovac: Can't move, heh? I know this feeling. For 3 years, I had very much the same feeling. I was shot in my back, and I was paralyzed from the neck down, and I could barely talk. And you know how much I like to talk.

Chuck: But tomorrow's Linda's big day. She needs me. Send somebody else.
Butchie Peraino: OK. How about I send Linda for the film, and you can spend tomorrow with Harry's cock down your throat?

Dan: You can tell a lot about a person by what's on their playlist.
Greta: I know you can. That's what's worrying me.

Stu: I told myself I would never come back.
Phil: Don't worry, it all ends tonight.

Lance: Hey, Alvin. If you were in a regional beauty pageant, and you were a girl, what would your special talent be?
Alvin: Triple Jump.

Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.

Don Jon: There's only a few things I really care about in life. My body. My pad. My ride. My family. My church. My boys. My girls. My porn.

Alejandro: No matter what, keep streaming.

Allan: 99% honesty is the foundation of any relationship.

Dusty Crophopper: I've flown thousands and thousands of miles, and have never gone anywhere.