Clarisse: Don't worry about always coming in second, Jackson.
Percy Jackson: You know everything they say about you is wrong, Clarisse. You actually do have a sense of humor.
Chucky: [to himself] Women. Can't live with them. Period.
Charles Stoker: Of course I still love you, Richard. I just have to love you a little bit less now.
Charity: Never underestimate the power of buried treasure, my friend.
Our Man: This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over.
John Matthews: I admire you so much. The stand you're taking. You didn't take the easy way out. Not setting up one of your friends. I couldn't do what you did. So it looks like you're the one teaching me what real character and integrity is all about. I love you, son.
Adam Cassidy: You are hard to please.
Emma Jennings: Not that you'd remember.
John Moon: I don't wanna a divorce. I just want my family back.
Liberace: I love to give the people a good time.
Alejandro: My mom is Jbuddist, which is Jewish slash Buddhist, and my father thinks that organized religion is for.
Benjamin Ford: Are you proud of what you did? Or maybe you don't want to forget.
Emil Kovac: Sometimes things become part of you, whether you want them to or not.
Curtis: You know what I hate about myself? I know what people taste like. I know babies taste the best.
Steve Jobs: Welcome to Apple Computer.
Rod Holt: Okay, show me this revolutionary piece o' shit.
John Carlyle: Droids, there appears to be some type of wheeled vehicle with one - two occupants, they are armed and I'd like them dead.
Sophina: What happened?
Jason: They fucking shot him! They shot him in the fucking back for no reason, man.
Kevin Hart: Let's get some fire up on these bitches one time.
Owen: Seriously, when's the last time you bought jeans?
Duncan: My mom buys my jeans.
Owen: Good. Always take things literally. How's that working out for you? Does that get you laid?
