Batman: He'll still be weak, between the nuke and so little sunlight. Just how weak we'll see when he finds my first surprise.
Robin: Yeah, but how long you expect to last against him?
Batman: Long enough.
Robin: Boss. I'm trying to get the plan here. I mean, you gonna die tonight or what?
Batman: Figure I will.
Ray Owens: I saw enough blood and death... I know what's coming.
Our Man: This is The Virginia Jean with an SOS call, over.
Diana: I'm very fond of foxes.
Dodi Fayed: Why so?
Diana: They're like me. We've all escaped from the Windsors.
Ron Lax: Since when do we depend on police reports?
Daniel Lugo: My name is Daniel Lugo, and I believe in fitness. All this began because it was time to push myself harder, otherwise I was looking at another forty years wearing sweatpants to work.
Nelson Mandela: I have walked a long walk to freedom. It has been a lonely road, and it is not over yet. I know that my country, was not made to be a land of hatred. No one is born hating another person because the color of his skin. People learn to hate. They can be taught to love, for love comes more naturally to the human heart.
Richie Furst: Holy shit, those are crocodiles.
Miriam Hart: No girls like her, she is distant, and basically the only people that want to hang out with her are older boys who want to fuck her.
Dan: Oh really? And you find that a big surprise? You let her walk out of the house looking like, fuck, Jodie Foster from Taxi Driver.
Miriam Hart: She dresses the way she wants to. And besides, any daughter who dresses like that only wants one thing.
Dan: A pimp?
Proctor at Spelling Bee: So, are you a judge?
Guy Trilby: No. I'm the winner.
Max Lewinsky: I'm paid to catch crooks, not get them elected.
Carol: I just want to give you my card. I'm not a vocal coach anymore, but I would make an exception for you because you sound like a squeaky toy. And I don't mean that in a bad way.
Machete: Machete don't joke.
Debbie Harry: New York has gorgeous garbage.
Chucky: [to himself] Women. Can't live with them. Period.