Liberace: I want to be everything to you, Scott. I want to be father, brother, lover, best friend.
Liberace: All of a sudden we're sounding like a gay Lucy and Ricky."Oh, Ricky, you wouldn't fuck me up the ass if you loved me!"
Scott Thorson: Why am I the Lucy?
Liberace: Because I'm the bandleader with the nightclub act.
Liberace: Who the hell do you think you are talking to?
Liberace: I have an eye for new and refreshing talent.
Scott Thorson: You have an eye for new and refreshing dick.
Liberace: I hate my life sometimes, I really do.
Liberace: I love to give the people a good time.