Charlie: Dad, can I have 30 dollars?
Father: 20 dollars? What do you need 10 dollars for?
Tiffany: I was a slut. There will always be a part of me that is dirty and sloppy, but I like that, just like all the other parts of myself. I can forgive. Can you say the same for yourself, fucker? Can you forgive? Are you capable of that?
Bella Swan: You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?
Alex Eilhauer: I feel like I'm drinking out of Chewbacca's dick.
Clint Perrkins: Hey, give me that shovel. Boy, you look like a monkey fucking a football.
Calvin Weir-Fields: I have you. I don't need anyone else.
Ruby Sparks: That's a lot of pressure.
The Old Man: We all make our choices in life, the hard thing to do is live with them.
Meg Giry: It isn't fair.
Madame Giry: We need to think.
Christine Daaé: I need some air.
Raoul: I need a drink.
Wendy: I just wanted the glow. The one that they promise you on the cover of those magazines. Well, I'm calling it - pregnancy sucks. Making a human being is really hard. I have no control over my body or my emotions.
Steve Stifler: Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
Lauren: Oh, I think I'm going to hell
Trish: Don't worry. If you're going to hell, I'll just come pick you up.
Leo: Life's all about moments, of impact and how they changes our lives forever. But what if one day you could no longer remember any of them?
Adam Carlson: I think Barrow might have one great story left in her.
Dennis Dupree: This place is about to become a sea of sweat, ear-shattering music and puke.
Lionel: Where's my record player?
Emily: I can't just do whatever I want. There are rules.
Sean: Break the rules.
Aubrey Miller: So this girl Jane, she doesn't like you back?
Dave Hodgman: She does... platonically. As a friend.
Aubrey Miller: Oh, I know what platonically means. I'm a junior, not a moron.
Adam: Up-top, they always win, And down-below, we always fail.