Aibileen Clark: All you do is scam and lie to get what you want. You a godless woman. Ain't you tired, Ms. Hilly? Ain't you tired?
Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.
Sonny: Everything will be all right in the end. So if it is not all right, then it is not yet the end.
Eddie Vogel: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick Haller: A little to the left.
Isabelle: We could get into trouble.
Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure.
Max Kenton: Shut up! You're not helping!
Charlie Kenton: Actually, I think I am.
Ernst Jürgen: We Germans are experts at forgetting. We forgot we were Nazis. Now we have forgotten 40 years of Communism - all gone.
Susan Warner: I feel like I'm your Deep Throat. Have you seen that movie?
Ronny Valentine: All the President's Men?
Susan Warner: No, Deep Throat.
Benjamin Mee: You seem really calm.
Peter MacCready: Ah.
Benjamin Mee: Have you been drinking?
Peter MacCready: All night long.
Benjamin Mee: Thanks for that.
Peter MacCready: Anytime.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
Bethany Hamilton: Love is bigger than any tidal wave, or fear.
Mrs. Elton: A lot of rubbish is talked about love. You know what real love is? It's wiping someone's arse or changing the sheets when they've wet themselves. And letting them keep their dignity so you can both go on.
Natalie Geary: Let me welcome you to our humble commode.
Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.
Kate: Tell her she's the perfect combination of sexy and cute, asshole!
Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.