Aibileen Clark: All you do is scam and lie to get what you want. You a godless woman. Ain't you tired, Ms. Hilly? Ain't you tired?
Roman Pearce: You know, I think I make a better special agent than you ever did.
Brian O'Conner: I guess that depends on how you define 'special'.
Max Kenton: Shut up! You're not helping!
Charlie Kenton: Actually, I think I am.
Eddie Vogel: How's it hanging, counselor?
Mick Haller: A little to the left.
Isabelle: We could get into trouble.
Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure.
Benjamin Mee: You seem really calm.
Peter MacCready: Ah.
Benjamin Mee: Have you been drinking?
Peter MacCready: All night long.
Benjamin Mee: Thanks for that.
Peter MacCready: Anytime.
Erik Lehnsherr: I've been at the mercy of men just following orders. Never again.
Susan Warner: I feel like I'm your Deep Throat. Have you seen that movie?
Ronny Valentine: All the President's Men?
Susan Warner: No, Deep Throat.
Bethany Hamilton: Love is bigger than any tidal wave, or fear.
Collyer's Mother: Beware of passion, Hester. It always leads to something ugly.
Hester Collyer: What would you replace it with?
Collyer's Mother: A guarded enthusiasm. It's safer.
Jacob Black: You kill her, you kill me.
Arthur Bishop: Good judgment comes from experience, experience comes from bad judgment.
Madea: Sit down you black leprechaun looking like you're out of a damn box of chocolate, lucky charms.