50/50

50/50 (2011)

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Kyle: She doesn't blow you?
Adam: ...She doesn't like to.
Kyle: Of course she doesn't like to. No one likes putting a dick in their mouth.

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Adam: You should go.
Rachael: I don't want to go. I want to stay here with you.
Adam: No, seriously... You need to get the fuck off my porch.

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Kyle: You could have totally fucked the shit out of that girl.
Adam: No one wants to fuck me. I look like Voldemort.

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Rachael: Why am I the bad guy?
Kyle: Because you're his girlfriend, you cheated on him, and he has fucking cancer, you lunatic!

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Adam: What were you doing when I called? Were you on facebook?
Katherine: You know... Umm... Stalking my ex-boyfriend actually isn't the only thing I do in my free time.
Adam: I wish you were my girlfriend.
Katherine: Girlfriends can be nice. You just had a bad one.
Adam: I bet you'd be a good one.

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Adam: That's what everybody's been saying: You'll feel better and don't worry and this is all fine and it's not.
Katherine: You can't change your situation. The only thing that you can change is how you choose to deal with it.

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Kyle: You smell like you fucked the cast of The View.

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Adam: See, but... That's bullshit. That's what everyone has been telling me since the beginning."Oh, you're gonna be okay, " and "Oh, everything's fine, " and like, it's not... It makes it worse... That no one will just come out and say it. Like, "hey man, you're gonna die."

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