Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

Becca: You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!

Jesse Richter: When I'm about to kiss you, you'll know it.

Fozzie Bear: Wow, that was such an expensive looking explosion! I can't believe we had that in the budget.

Mitch Planko: This is a calendar. It has a schedule of everything you need to do everyday. It is at least 15 hours in a day. This is a grocery store. People buy food here. If you are unsure, call your wife. Always make sure you call your wife first.

Townsperson: Well, I know the Bible says Jesus turned water into wine, but it didn't say liquor store wine. It had to have been non-alcoholic wine, because it didn't have time to ferment.

Steve: This is Germany, Father. They drive on the right. National dish: sausage.

Thadeous: Quests suck!

Philippe: Tell me Driss, why do you think people are interested in art?
Driss: I don't know, it's a business?
Philippe: No. That's because it's the only thing one leaves behind.

Gil: I'm having trouble because I'm a Hollywood hack who never gave real literature a shot.

Dean Ziegler: There's a separation between religion and insurance. It's in the constitution.

Billy: Nothing like two dudes and a dog making candles.
Ned: Such a cliche.

Jeff: You know what? I have a asshole for a brother and it breaks my heart.

Matt Franklin: I'm... I'm just messed up, OK? I don't know what I want to do. And I'm sorry I'm such a fucking failure.
Bill Franklin: You haven't really failed, son, because you haven't really tried to succeed. So don't credit yourself as a failure. You're worse than that.
Matt Franklin: I just can't figure it out, Dad.
Bill Franklin: Don't cry like that in jail, son.

Bill Walter: Hey, no hard feelings, right?
Rodrick Heffley: Hey, Bill, you know what? After tonight, you're out of the band.
Bill Walter: What?
Rodrick Heffley: That's rock and roll, bro.

Shun Kazama: There's no future for people who worship the future, and forget the past.

Walter Black: Eat the pill, read the book, see the bleeding expert. Well, Walter finally helped himself.
Meredith Black: Listen to yourself, this is insane. You're talking about a puppet.
Walter Black: No, Meredith, you're talking about a bloody puppet. We're talking about a miracle.

George Valentin: With pleasure.

Maharajah of Pikachu: Please, Shiek Alleycat! I insist you take this Maharajah Talk 5000. You'll find it more valuable.
Top Cat: Why? Can it turn into rubies, too?

Mercedes Tainot: Are you clairvoyant?
Steve Dibiasi: No... Steve Dibiasi.

Tunde: Look at you, Asbo children. Timone and Pumba! And You! Why are you dressed like a strawberry ice cream?