Best comedy movie quotes of 2011

Lynn: Get out. Get out. You son of a bitch.
Elliot: Think you just insulted yourself, mom.
Lynn: Shut up and go fuck yourself!

Ren MacCormack: Hey! I thought this was a party! Let's dance.

Tina: But I got your back now Noah, because I found out you got some big ass balls, man.
Noah Griffith: Can't buy underwear, balls don't fit.

[Fred is moaning, the male cop knocks on the window.]
Male Cop: Are you okay?
Grace: Don't worry. This isn't what it looks like.
Fred: Yeah, it isn't.
Grace: I was giving him a faux-job.
Male Cop: A faux-job?
Female Cop: Yeah, that's when a woman goes south on a man but she doesn't use her mouth. So she uses her hands and makes noises.
Fred: Wait, what?

Odessa Montero: You shoulda taken the cake man.

Lou: At least I have my testicles.

Jack: Are you Funbucket?
Funbucket: Yeah, that's me.
Jack: You don't look like a Funbucket. I was picturing someone more fun or buckety.
Funbucket: You're not the crazy, hot masseuse, are you? I want you to tell me right up front, cause if you are, I'm not paying for dinner.

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Brad Harris: There is going to be major fallout in a few hours.
Bill Clemont: Nuclear fallout?
Brad Harris: Bird fallout.

Wafflebot: I hate pancakes.

The Mighty Sven: If you want it, you must will it. If you will it, it will be yours.

Alan Cowan: Nancy, it's absurd to drink in your condition.
Nancy Cowan: What condition?

Fred's Dad: You can't see me.
Fred Figglehorn: Yes I can.
Fred's Dad: Oh.

Ronnie Hortense: You feel the fucking energy in this building? Make sure you take that fucking energy onto the ice. Dougie, you're gonna shadow LaFlamme for the entire game. You, Gord, LaFlamme, you're starting. Boys! We're in this fucking thing. Now let's play like we're supposed to be here.

Ben: So, why didn't you guys ever even try to get together?
Jason Fryman: It's too much familiarity. It's like she's one of my limbs.
Ben: And that's bad, because...?
Jason Fryman: Because I hate myself.

Frank: Are you A.D.D. 'Juno'.
Roxy: Yes. I have A.D.D. And don't you ever call me fucking 'Juno' again.
Frank: Sorry.
Roxy: That's who we should kill next.
Frank: A fictitious character?
Roxy: No. Diablo Cody. Fuck her for writing that movie, she's the only stripper who suffers from too much self esteem.

Ethan: The Hamptons are like a zombie movie directed by Ralph Lauren.

Narrator: I'm a writer. That's what I am.

Ivan McCormick: You made the worst decision of my life.

Mary: You know, I don't, I don't know about this.
Judy: Oh, shut up, Mary. When was the last time someone fucked you so hard you couldn't walk?

Mom: I thought I told you to go to bed.
Milo: You told me to "go to bed." You didn't say "get into bed."
Mom: Milo.