Lillian: Why can't you be happy for me and then go home and talk about me behind my back like a normal person?
Annie: You read my diary?
Brynn: At first I did not know it was your diary, I thought it was a very sad handwritten book.
Rhodes: Do you want to tell a cop about it? We're just like priests except we would tell everybody afterwards.
Ted: I wouldn't want to make you explain what our relationship is to all those people. That would suck for you.
Ted: This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a dick.