Best movie quotes of 2010

Black Adam: You fight for the Wizard?
Superman: I fight for those who can't fight for themselves.

Dan: When I suck my dick, I lie on my back, I throw my legs over my head.
Box: You suck your own dick?
Dan: Yeah.
Box: You cut your own hair and you suck your own dick. You're like a Swiss army knife.

Piiparinen: See for yourselves. There's something really weird about him. Don't you think?
Aimo: He's a foreigner.

Mama Jenny: Oh, you hungry child? You want a little dinner?
Rizwan Khan: No, I want lots of dinner.

Veronica 'Ronnie' Miller: Truth only means something when it's hard to admit! Don't you get that?

Mr. Nobody: It's ironic, isn't it? The Old Testament had a wrathful God, but people became uneasy with the concept, needed a best seller, so they came up with a New Testament. Suddenly God was loving and forgiving. I'm old-school, myself. I prefer the Old Testament. I mean you've got to love a God who's not afraid to mete out a little vengeance when the need arises.

Bug: Do you think I'm a monkey, Alex?
Alex: Have you killed people, Bug?
Bug: Not that I can remember.
Alex: Well I can't remember buying you bananas, either.

Mike Pomeroy: You know what I've noticed, people only say "lighten up" when they're gonna stick their fist up your ass.

Rocha: Each dog licks his own dick.

Nancy Taylor: I'm sorry you wasted your life on this. Your brother killed that woman.

Puking Guy: Bbrrreeeeeeacccch.

Ryan Dunn: That felt like it was blowing a fire ball in my face.
Johnny Knoxville: That looked like you were just getting the hell beat out of you.

Derek Thompson: You can't handle the Tooth! And that's the Tooth, the whole Tooth and nothing but the Tooth! I pledge allegiance to the Tooth.

Mickey Ward: I'm the one who's fighting. Not you, not you, and not you.

Claire Foster: Honey, If I'm gonna get whacked off, I...
[Phil laughs.]
Claire Foster: What are you smiling about?
Phil Foster: No, no, we might get bumped off. We're not going to get whacked off.
Claire Foster: I think we are!

Fergie: Benny McGill's wee brother's a smart wee cunt. How do you no' know I'm no' on my way to go stab fuck out of him right now? And how do you know I wouldnae take it out on you? See that there? That's a fucking blade. Know what that's used for? For gutting daft wee fucking boys like you, you wee cunt. Luckily for you, however, I'm a fuckin' good guy, and me and Benny are good pals.

Marmaduke: This is my stepbro, Carlos. Say hey, Carlos.
Carlos: Hey, Carlos.
Marmaduke: He's pretty cool for a cat. Which helps, since he's kinda my only friend.

Oliver: What the hell are you doing?
Jarrod: We have to let them know we're here.
Oliver: We'll let everything know we're here.
Jarrod: Help is here! Don't you see? We need to go up to the roof and be rescued.
Oliver: Does that look like a rescue chopper? Don't you get it? We are at war.

George Lonegan: Sometimes, I mean you know, knowing everything about someone, it seems nice, but really, maybe it's better to hold stuff back.

Matty: Let me ask you something, how do you know when you're in love?
Bullpen Pitcher: Well.
Matty: What?
Bullpen Pitcher: I've got a way, whenever this one thing happens I know I'm done. I will tell you but its personal and I don't want anybody making fun of me for it.
Matty: No, no-ones going to... just go.
Bullpen Pitcher: I think I'm in love with somebody when I wear a condom with the other girls, OK?
Matty: Holy shit I'm in love.