Craig: Do you like music?
Noelle: Do you like breathing?
Max: Are you kidding me? This is your plan? An old cartoon in a pissoir?
Henry Torne: It's a start.
Max: No, this is 80 years ago. Wait. I tell you what we do. We do it the old-fashioned way.
Max: We go in with guns.
Henry Torne: No guns.
Max: Why?
Henry Torne: Someone could get hurt.
Max: That's very sweet of you, Henry.
Annie: I'm so sick of optimism, it's fucking exhausting.
Shinzaemon Shimada: No mercy! There's no samurai code or fair play in battle! No sword? Use a stick. No stick? Use a rock. No rock? Use your fists and feet! Lose your life, but make the enemy pay.
Cara Harding: Just because you're older, doesn't mean you're right. It could just mean that you've been wrong for longer.
Robin Longstride: Rise, and rise again. Until lambs become lions.
Nanny McPhee: Leave it to me.
Dave Stutler: I'm afraid of flying on planes!
Balthazar Blake: Well, today's your lucky day 'cause I brought an eagle.
Tamina: The gods have a plan for you. A destiny.
Perseus: Everyone I loved was killed by the gods.
Howard Anderson: Audrey? Honey? Your mother was wondering if you got dressed this morning with the specific intention of showing your ass off to the entire world.
Audrey Anderson: You know that's because I woke up hoping to get double-teamed by a couple of meth-head truckers in some bathroom of a desert shithole. It's a good thing we got stuck here.
Howard Anderson: I feel satisfied with that answer. I really do.
Sandra Anderson: I'm being punished for something. I know it.
Uncle Iroh: It was not by chance that for generations people have been searching for him, and now you have found him. Your destinies are tied, Zuko.
Teddy Daniels: Baby, I love this because you gave it to me, but it is one fuckin' ugly tie.
Miller: I thought we were all on the same side?
Martin Brown: Don't be naive.
Kim Fowley: You hear that? That's the sound of hormones raging.
Gideon Graber: Hate is a very big, very hungry thing... with lots of sharp teeth. It will eat up your whole heart, and leave no room left for love.
Miranda Hobbes: Sometimes, as much as I love Brady, being a mother just isn't enough. I miss my job.
Paul Conroy: I need one million dollars by nine o'clock tonight or I'll be left to die in this coffin!
Quentin Turnbull: You see, with weapons like these, one day we shall be able to level continents. But we'll have to content ourselves with starting small.