Best comedy TV quotes of 2003

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Lilo: Stitch! Are you okay?
Stitch: I'm okay. I'm fluffy.

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Deputy Travis Junior: Getting two tickets to an execution is like getting two tickets to NASCAR, except you know Jeff Gordon's gonna die.

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Pilot - S1-E1

Michael: They're going to keep Dad in jail until this whole thing gets sorted out. [Silence.] Also, I've been told that the company's expense accounts have been frozen. [Gasps.] Interesting. I would have expected that after "they're keeping Dad in jail."

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Caleb Nichol: I've come to ask a favor.
Sandy: I'm sorry, what did you say?
Caleb Nichol: You didn't hear me?
Sandy: No, I heard you, I... I just want to make you say it again.

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Tiger Woods: I always wanted to say this... fa-shizzle.

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Male Receptionist: Oh, boy. Where to begin... where to begin? First of all, fatty, I'm not bowing down to anyone. Second of all, unless you're here for a supermodel audition you're not seeing anyone's master. Third of all, shoo.

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Daisy Adair: If Romeo had just masturbated a couple of times a week he would have saved both those nice families a heap of trouble.

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Anne: Eh-eh-ehhhhhh.

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Bam Margera: Row your boat.
Bam's Uncle: Row my boat where? Gently down the stream?

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Brock Samson: Don't you have nothing else to do but harp on Dr. Venture? Why haven't you tried the World Domination thing, you afraid of the big leagues?
The Monarch: Please. How stupid do I look to you? World Domination. I'll leave that to the religious nuts or the Republicans, thank you.

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Leonardo: Um, ladies and gentlemen. We have an emergency situation. Everyone needs to get to the escape pods now!
[No response.]
Raphael: How do you say 'bomb' in Futurese?
[General panic.].

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Kate Fox: Sometimes confronting the past is the only way to move on.

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Bill Maher: New rule: Canadian bacon isn't bacon. It's ham.

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