Richard Rietti: Maybe he's the person that he con'd the most. I mean we all do that, you know. We all keep a little bit of ourselves hidden. Cuz if we didn't, well, then we'd have to look at who we are. Who we really are. And if we didn't like it, well, we'd have nobody to blame but ourselves.
Curtis Freley: Everyone who plays the game understands the rules.
Bobby Brahms: So, is he attractive?
Arthur Pape: I'm not supposed to notice these things, but I believe the word is "hot."
Lilly: Oh, well at least I was faithful.
Dan: Yeah, you were faithful like a Kennedy was faithful.
Boris Pochenko: Do I not intimidate you at all?
Joy Miller: Is one of your sideburns longer than the other?
Andy McDermott: Great. Come to Paris and check out les drains.
Steve: Who says we want what we think we want? We want what we think we are supposed to want? Like what the books tell us to want. And the movies. That's what I wanted. Happy. Happy, happy, happy. Shit like that, ok? We didn't get that. That's the end of that. Ok? It's not... the end of us. It's the end of a dream, that's all. You wake up in the morning, the dream's over, so what? We're still here.
Scott: Why are you doing this?
Jack Lawrence: We're your fathers.
Kenny: I'm gonna call the Ghostbusters on your ass.
Darcy: You're in advertising, Kate: I didn't lie - I sold.
Kate: Every time she smiles, remember that I love you more.
Merced: We can not stop the ship.
Alex Shaw: Then we have to slow it down.
Merced: What are you gonna do, are you gonna let the air outta our tires?
Maggie: I don't want him back, I just want him vaporized, extinguished! When I'm done with him, he'll be just a twitching little stain on the floor.
Celine: Remember what they didn't teach you at Harvard Business school.
Robert: I didn't go to Harvard Business school.
Celine: That's a figure of speech, Robert.
Ward Cleaver: June, you're vacuuming in pearls. You know what that does to me.
Harry's Sister: You never forgave him because you thought he was a bad father.
Harry Block: He was.
Harry's Sister: Thanks for stopping by.
Helen Holt: There's different kinds of love, darling. Some people you love no matter what, and others you love if the situation is right. To me, the best kind of love is the "no matter what" kind.
John Brown: We were due in at 1.15. You're late.