Grandpa: One thing I about living in Santa Carla I never could stomach. All the damn vampires.
Michael Brody: Dad died of a heart attack!
Ellen Brody: No. He died from fear. Fear of that shark.
Daryl Van Horne: Men are such cocksuckers aren't they? You don't have to answer that. It's true. They're scared. Their dicks get limp when confronted by a woman of obvious power and what do they do about it? Call them witches, burn them, torture them, until every woman is afraid. Afraid of herself... afraid of men... and all for what? Fear of losing their hard-on.
Jerry Blake: Hodgkins, what's to get wrong?
Terrence 'Terry' Chandler: Demons aren't gonna ring the doorbell.
Jimmy Hallik: Relax... I'm not some kind of crazy killer.
Gramps: Don't call me sir! I ain't no politician.
Tom Beck: What the hell is that?
Sanchez: A flame-thrower man, can you believe it? Patrol picked this up off some homeboy on the street.
Jeremy Capello: This blood's for you.
Peter: Lock the door, and hide the key. Go on. Do as your director says.
Lester Bacon: Buddy's a good boy, but he has what you might call basic hygiene problems.
Gabriel: What's the matter... afraid of the dark?
Judy Bower: No... afraid of what's in the dark.