Best comedy movie quotes of 1986

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Ferris Bueller's Day Off picture

Ferris: Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

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Three Amigos picture

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.
El Guapo: Many pinatas?
Jefe: Oh yes, many!
El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?
Jefe: A what?
El Guapo: A *plethora*.
Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.
El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?
Jefe: Why, El Guapo?
El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.
Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

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Big Trouble in Little China picture

Jack Burton: Ok, you people! Sit tight, hold the fort and keep the home fires burning. And if we're not back by dawn... Call the president.

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Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home picture

Kirk: Mr. Spock, have you accounted for the variable mass of whales and water in your time re-entry program?
Spock: Mr. Scott cannot give me exact figures, Admiral, so... I will make a guess.
Kirk: A guess? You, Spock? That's extraordinary.
Spock: [to Dr. McCoy] I don't think he understands.
McCoy: No, Spock. He means that he feels safer about your guesses than most other people's facts.
Spock: Then you're saying... It is a compliment?
McCoy: It is.
Spock: Ah. Then, I will try to make the best guess I can.
McCoy: Please do.

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Heartbreak Ridge picture

Gunnery Seargant Thomas Highway: The United States Marines is lookin' for a few good men - and you ain't it.

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Short Circuit picture

Ben Jabituya: I am thinking she is a virgin. Or at least she used to be.

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About Last Night... picture

Bernie: You don't go here. You don't go there. You're about as much fun as a stick.

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Back to School picture

Thornton Melon: I don't know. I can't figure women out. Today, they're... independent. They only think about themselves. Why, during sex, Vanessa - she used to scream out her own name.

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The Golden Child picture

The Old Man: Keep your thought as pure as the water.
Chandler Jarrell: Hey, this water ain't really that pure.
The Old Man: Un-heh, neither are you.

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Little Shop of Horrors picture

Seymour: Every household in America? Thousands of you eating... that's what you had in mind all along, isn't it?
Audrey II: No shit, Sherlock.
Seymour: We're not talking about one hungry plant here, we're talking about world conquest.
Audrey II: And I want to thank you.

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The Money Pit picture

Anna: Well, the turkey's done.
Walter: So's the kitchen. Actually, it's a little overdone for my tastes. Let's not go there again.

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Peggy Sue Got Married picture

Charlie Bodell: Well, what's the point of being a teenager if you can't dress weird?

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Pretty in Pink picture

Andie: May I admire you?
Duckie: If you wish.

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Wildcats picture

Dan Darwell: Get out of my face you fat fuck.

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The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 picture

L.G. McPeters: Just had another cursin' caller. Your little ass is gonna be in big trouble with that tape girl.

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Ruthless People picture

Sandy: No matter what I do, there's nothing I can say... she just tears into me! She hates me.
Ken Kessler: Sandy, you're her kidnapper. She's supposed to hate you.

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Down by Law picture

Roberto: Very strange mother, my mother.

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My Chauffeur picture

Catfight: All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win.

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Soul Man picture

Mark Watson: What's happening, brother? Get down, get down. Looking good, mamma, looking good. Well, I gots to be going now.

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Night of the Creeps picture

Chris Romero: Detective, other than confessing to a murder, is there a point to this conversation?

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