Best comedy movie quotes of 1985

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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment picture

Lt. Mauser: At this point in time, yours truly was the object of a malicious prank. Now, can anybody in here tell me how this happened? [holds up his hands to show his palms covered in hair.].
Officer Mahoney: I can, sir. And if you don't stop that, you could go blind.

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Back to the Future picture

George McFly: Lou. Give me a milk... Chocolate.

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Better Off Dead picture

Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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Clue picture

Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking that there is nobody else in this house?
Wadsworth: Um, no.
Colonel Mustard: Then there is somebody else in the house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said no meaning yes.
Colonel Mustard: No meaning yes? Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?
Wadsworth: Um...no.
Colonel Mustard: No, there is? Or no, there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.

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Fright Night picture

Jerry Dandrige: Welcome to Fright Night...for real.

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Weird Science picture

Lisa: If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in a jungle.

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The Breakfast Club picture

Brian Johnson: Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a brain...
Andrew Clark:...and an athlete...
Allison Reynolds:...and a basket case...
Claire Standish:...a princess...
John Bender:...and a criminal...
Brian Johnson: Does that answer your question? Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Club.

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The Goonies picture

Mikey: I swear on my life. They got...an it. A giant it. They got it chained to the wall and when it came into the light it was all gross and distorted and the parts were all mixed around.
Brand: Like your brain right, lame-o? Say good-bye to your little pals.

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Teen Wolf picture

Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure picture

Biker #1: Did anybody tell you that this is the private club of the Satan's Helpers?
Pee-wee: Nobody hipped me to that, dude.
Biker #1: It's off-limits.

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The Return of the Living Dead picture

Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Freeze or you're dead.
Spider: Don't shoot, man.
Ernie Kaltenbrunner: Are you crazy? Are you on PCP?
Spider: Nobody's on any drugs, man! Just let us in.

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The Sure Thing picture

Cowboy Guy: I was in Paris once with my wife... boy am I glad she's dead.

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Real Genius picture

Old Lady: Tell me, what's Einstein really like?
Professor Hathaway: Dead.

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A Room with a View picture

Cecil Vyse: What is it about Italy that makes lady novelists reach such summits of absurdity?

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Once Bitten picture

Robin Pierce: Ow. You bit my lip.
Mark Kendall: I did?
Robin Pierce: Yeah.
Mark Kendall: Well you shouldn't be so sweet.

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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... picture

Remo Williams: Hey MacCleary, can you dodge bullets?
Conn MacCleary: Only if they come real slow.

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Fletch picture

Gail Stanwyk: I didn't know you knew the Underhills.
Fletch: Yeah, well, I saved his life during the war.
Gail Stanwyk: You were in the war?
Fletch: No, he was. I got him out.

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Brazil picture

Harry Tuttle: Bloody paperwork. Huh.
Sam Lowry: I suppose one has to expect a certain amount.
Harry Tuttle: Why? I came into this game for the action, the excitement. Go anywhere, travel light, get in, get out, wherever there's trouble, a man alone. Now they got the whole country sectioned off, you can't make a move without a form.

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The Care Bears Movie picture

Mr. Cherrywood: Thanks to the Care Bears, Kim and Jason remembered how good it was to have friends who cared. They're troubles were over, but as for Nicholas, his troubles were just beginning.

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Spies Like Us picture

General Sline: When we commissioned the Schmectel Corporation to research this precise event sequence scenario, it was determined that the continual stockpiling and development of our nuclear arsenal was becoming self-defeating. A weapon unused is a useless weapon.

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