Best comedy movie quotes of 1985

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Back to the Future picture

Marty McFly: Calvin? Why do you keep calling me Calvin?
Lorraine Baines: Well, that is your name, isn't it? Calvin Klein? It's written all over your underwear.

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Better Off Dead picture

Lane Myer: Gee, I'm real sorry your mom blew up, Ricky.

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Police Academy 2: Their First Assignment picture

Lt. Mauser: At this point in time, yours truly was the object of a malicious prank. Now, can anybody in here tell me how this happened? [holds up his hands to show his palms covered in hair.].
Officer Mahoney: I can, sir. And if you don't stop that, you could go blind.

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Clue picture

Colonel Mustard: Wadsworth, am I right in thinking that there is nobody else in this house?
Wadsworth: Um, no.
Colonel Mustard: Then there is somebody else in the house?
Wadsworth: No, sorry. I said no meaning yes.
Colonel Mustard: No meaning yes? Look, I want a straight answer, is there someone else or isn't there, yes or no?
Wadsworth: Um...no.
Colonel Mustard: No, there is? Or no, there isn't?
Wadsworth: Yes.

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Fright Night picture

Jerry Dandrige: Welcome to Fright Night...for real.

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The Breakfast Club picture

Andrew: We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all.

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Teen Wolf picture

Coach Finstock: There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese.

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The Goonies picture

Mouth: Is this supposed to be water?
Mama Fratelli: It's wet, ain't it? Drink it!

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Weird Science picture

Lisa: If you want to be a party animal, you have to learn to live in a jungle.

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The Purple Rose of Cairo picture

Monk: All right, go ahead. Just see how far you get. Go on, go on. You won't last. You'll see how it is in the real world. Go on. You'll come back. You're just bluff. You're all phony. You'll be back. It may take a week, it may take an hour, but you'll be back.

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Pee-wee's Big Adventure picture

Pee-wee: Life can be so unfair.
Mickey: You telling ME?

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The Return of the Living Dead picture

Spider: I ain't in no mood to die tonight.

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The Sure Thing picture

Alison: What are you doing?
Gib: I'm going to bed.
Alison: Not with me you're not.
Gib: I'm not going to bed with you, I'm going to bed in a bed you happen to be in also.

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Real Genius picture

Professor Hathaway: Mitch, there's something you need to know. Compared to you, most people have the IQ of a carrot.

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A Room with a View picture

Cecil Vyse: I have no profession. My attitude - quite an indefensible one - is that as long as I am no trouble to anyone, I have the right to do as I like. It is, I dare say, an example of my decadence.

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Once Bitten picture

Russ: Hi. I'm Russ, and I'm a Sagittarius. I enjoy surfing, candlelit dinners, and Tolstoi. Listen: I'm a mature person and you're a mature person, so why don't we just skip all the bullshit, get rid of our inhibitions, and DO what we really wanna DO?

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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins... picture

Chiun: I do not wear glasses so that I may see. I wear glasses so that I may see... more.

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Fletch picture

Dr. Joseph Dolan: You know, it's a shame about Ed.
Fletch: Oh, it was. Yeah, it was really a shame. To go so suddenly like that.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was dying for years.
Fletch: Sure, but... the end was very... very sudden.
Dr. Joseph Dolan: He was in intensive care for eight weeks.
Fletch: Yeah, but I mean the very end, when he actually died. That was extremely sudden.

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Brazil picture

Sam Lowry: Is that one of your triplets?
Jack Lint: Yeah, probably.

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The Care Bears Movie picture

Friend Bear: Secret Bear says not to worry. No one can keep a secret like Secret Bear.

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