Vince Latello: Son of a bitch, whaddaya call this wawa?
Sherman: I believe you'd call him a Neanderthal man.
Vince Latello: Well I don't care what country he's from! One shot to the chones an' he's down.
Vince Latello: Hey, I hit on Sawyer once.
Michael Harlan: Oh yeah.
Vince Latello: Yeah, I tried to give her this Italian macho bod.
Michael Harlan: What did she do?
Vince Latello: Poor girl lost out. She called me a name I had to look up in the Dictionary.
Detective Nulty: What's your name, cowboy?
Bob Roberts: Robert Roberts, Esquire to you, honky.
Latello: My old man says, "Treat broads like dirt and they love ya."
Harlan: Oh, yeah? So where's your old lady?
Latello: My parents are divorced.
Sentry: Morituri te salutamos.
Latello: Yo, Sherman, what's he sayin'?
Sherman: He's going to kick our ass.
Vince Latello: I'm cool, you're cool, we're cool, thank you, good night.
Vince Latello: I just want to be home watching cartoons.
