Best comedy movie quotes of 1982

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Grease 2 picture

Principal Mcgee: If you play an instrument, remember, it is better to play with a group then with yourself.

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Porky's picture

Wendy: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Meat: Practically everybody in town from what I hear.

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Steve McCroskey: Jacobs, I want to know absolutely everything that's happened up till now.
Jacobs: Well, let's see. First the earth cooled. And then the dinosaurs came, but they got too big and fat, so they all died and they turned into oil. And then the Arabs came and they bought Mercedes Benzes. And Prince Charles started wearing all of Lady Di's clothes. I couldn't believe it.

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Night Shift picture

Chuck: Bill, let me try to explain this to you. As we sit here and idly chat, there are women, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country or what?!

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48 Hours picture

Reggie: Fuckin' bastard.
Jack: That I am.

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Creepshow picture

Henry: I drove out there with the remains of three human beings... well, two human beings and Wilma.

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Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron.
Brad Hamilton: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass.

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Michael Dorsey: You know, I could lay a big line on you and we could do a lot of role-playing, but the simple truth is, is that I find you very interesting and I'd really like to make love to you.

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Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

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Diner picture

Eddie: You... You... You make me sick. You've just gone down two steps in my... my book.

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The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas picture

Deputy Fred: Everybody liked Ed Earl - especially Ed Earl.

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Victor/Victoria picture

Victoria: All I want is a nice hot bath.
Toddy: Oh, I had one once. You'll love it.

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Section Director Alec Drummond: Well, it's about Inspector Clouseau. MI5 called and reported that Libyan agents heard a rumor that there might be an assassination attempt against Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Really? Who else wants to kill him? I mean, who is behind it?

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Best Friends picture

Larry Weisman: Commitment. Discipline. Make it work.

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy picture

Andrew: Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

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The Last American Virgin picture

David: What are you doing there, Victor?
Victor: Buzz off blimp.
Gary: Come on guys. There's probably nothing there to see anyway.
Victor: Oh yeah? I bet you guys wish you had what I have.

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Young Doctors in Love picture

Dr. Oliver Ludwig: There are over twenty bodily fluids present in the human body and I am proud to say I have tasted all of them.

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Jenny Fields: Are you gonna go to sleep or you gonna stay up and think your weird thoughts?
Young Garp: I'll stay up and think weird thoughts for a while.

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Deathtrap picture

Sidney Bruhl: Every time I come in this bloody house, you scream.

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Summer Lovers picture

Lina: Jealousy doesn't show how much you love someone, it shows how insecure you are.

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