Best comedy movie quotes of 1982

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Grease 2 picture

Principal Mcgee: If you play an instrument, remember, it is better to play with a group then with yourself.

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Buck Murdock: Irony can be pretty ironic sometimes.

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Porky's picture

Wendy: Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?
Meat: Practically everybody in town from what I hear.

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Night Shift picture

Chuck: Bill, let me try to explain this to you. As we sit here and idly chat, there are women, female human beings, rolling around in strange beds with strange men and we are making money from that.
Bill: Is this a great country or what?!

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Miss Mona: Now that's what the little silver snaps are for.

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King Marchand: If you were a man, I'd knock your block off.
Victoria: And prove that you're a man?
King Marchand: That's a woman's argument.

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Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
Mrs. Devereaux: You will always be my baby.

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Mrs. Talmann: She does not fret father, or if she does you well know the cause is your indifference - a house, a garden, a horse, a wife the preferential order.

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Richard Vickers: It's Showtime.

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Jeff Spicoli: This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

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Michael Dorsey: Friends?
Sandy: No, we are not friends. I don't take this shit from friends. Only lovers.

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The Toy picture

Fräulein: I'm gonna tell your father.
Jack Brown: Does everybody around here say that?
Eric Bates: Yeah.
Jack Brown: Well I'm not gonna say it anymore.

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Diner picture

Boogie: You want to bet that she goes for my pecker - first thing?
Fenwick: The only hand on your pecker is going to be your own.
Boogie: You want to bet me? You want to bet me twenty?
Fenwick: Yeah.
Eddie: I'm in.
Modell: Me too.
Shrevie: Yeah, I'm in too. But, we need validation.
Boogie: All right. I'll arrange it.
Shrevie: How? You gonna get - finger prints? I'm tellin' ya, I'm not gonna do the dustin'.

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48 Hours picture

Jack: Have fun.
Reggie: I'm gonna have sex, Jack.

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Chong: Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.

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Zézette: Eh, Pierre! Y a un monsieur très malpoli qu'a téléphoné, y voulait enculer Therèse.
Pierre Mortez: Oui mais cest un ami.
Zézette: Ah bah ça va alors.

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Section Director Alec Drummond: Well, it's about Inspector Clouseau. MI5 called and reported that Libyan agents heard a rumor that there might be an assassination attempt against Clouseau.
Chief Insp. Charles Dreyfus: Really? Who else wants to kill him? I mean, who is behind it?

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Secretary: Is Mr. Langford expecting you?
Rupert Pupkin: Yes, I don't think he is.

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Best Friends picture

Larry Weisman: Commitment. Discipline. Make it work.

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Andrew: Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

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