Best comedy movie quotes of 1982

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The Draughtsman's Contract picture

Mrs. Talmann: She does not fret father, or if she does you well know the cause is your indifference - a house, a garden, a horse, a wife the preferential order.

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Things Are Tough All Over picture

Chong: Sometimes it's not even the drugs that'll kill you man. What really kills you is looking for drugs.

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Le Père Noël est une ordure picture

Zézette: Eh, Monsieur Pierre! Y'a un monsieur très malpoli qui a téléphoné, il voulait enculer Therèse.
Pierre Mortez: Oui mais c'est un ami.
Zézette: Ah bah ça va alors.

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The King of Comedy picture

Langford's Lawyer: What is the defense of kidnapping? How can you say, "I was crazy at the time"?

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Best Friends picture

Paula McCullen: Breasts too large, Richard? Every female character you create has breasts too large.
Richard Babson: Mmm... but I make them suffer for it.

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A Midsummer Night's Sex Comedy picture

Andrew: Sex alleviates tension and love causes it.

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