
Rachel Cooper: Women are such durn fools.

Alicia Pritchard: Mr. Griggs, a person is not a corporation! A person is flesh and blood... and feelings .

Jim Stark: I didn't chicken. You saw where I jumped. What did I have to do, kill myself?

Jennifer Rogers: I've never been to a home-made funeral before.
Capt. Wiles: I have... it's my third. All in one day.

John Robie: Miss Stevens?
Frances Stevens: Yes, Mr. Burns?
John Robie: You know what I think?
Frances Stevens: About what?
John Robie: You.
Frances Stevens: I don't really care.

Richard Dadier: Yeah, I've been beaten up, but I'm not beaten. I'm not beaten, and I'm not quittin'.

Maj. John Boulton: I wonder how many crimes are committed in the name of duty.

Cal Trask: It's gonna work because it's got to work and it's got to work because I said so.

The Girl: A stairway to nowhere! I think that's just elegant.

Dr. Matt Hastings: If there's anything a man hates it's to be told he's wrong when he knows he's right.

Joe Hayes: Oh, I'll sleep fine. No imagination.

John J. Macreedy: Your friend's a very... argumentative fellow.
Reno Smith: Sort of unpredictable, too. Got a temper like a rattlesnake.
Coley Trimble: That's me all over. I'm half horse, half alligator - you mess with me and I'll kick a lung outta' ya! What d'ya think of that?
John J. Macreedy: No comment.
Coley Trimble: You know, talkin' to you is like pullin' teeth. You wear me out.

Bugs Bunny: Brother. What a Leonardo da Punchy. What a Too-Lousy Lautrec.

Lt. Col. Robert 'Dutch' Holland: You got any kids?
Sgt. Bible: Yep, two. One on the ramp, one in the hangar.

The Monitor: It is indeed typical that you Earth people refuse to believe in the superiority of any world but your own. Children looking into a magnifying glass, imagining the image you see is the image of your true size.
Dr. Cal Meacham: Our true size is the size of our God.