Big Jule: Well, I used to be bad when I was a kid, but ever since then I've gone straight, as has been proved by my record: Thirty-three arrests and no convictions.
Rachel Cooper: Women are such durn fools.
Marty Pilletti: Tommy, Tommy, just let me get a couple of minutes, will you? Because I promised Mr. Terry that I would let him know by tomorrow. You and Virginia can fight anytime.
Jim Stark: I didn't chicken. You saw where I jumped. What did I have to do, kill myself?
John Robie: Miss Stevens?
Frances Stevens: Yes, Mr. Burns?
John Robie: You know what I think?
Frances Stevens: About what?
John Robie: You.
Frances Stevens: I don't really care.
Richard Dadier: Yeah, I've been beaten up, but I'm not beaten. I'm not beaten, and I'm not quittin'.
Farmer: Every time one of these Lancasters fly over, my chickens lay premature eggs.
Cal Trask: It's gonna work because it's got to work and it's got to work because I said so.
Hawkins: After months of pleading for just this kind of action, what makes you think that anybody, anybody could make me reveal the identity of my confederate?
Jean: Because they'd put you on the rack, crack your every bone, scald you with hot oil, and remove the nails off your fingers with flaming hot pincers.
Hawkins: I'd... like to withdraw the question.
Arnie: How come you never came over to visit me before?
Sam Marlowe: I didn't know you had such a pretty mother, Arnie.
Arnie: You think she's pretty, you should see my slingshot.
Alicia Pritchard: Mr. Griggs, a person is not a corporation! A person is flesh and blood... and feelings .
Prof. Bernard Quatermass: There's no room for personal feelings in science, Judith.
Felix Ducotel: I'll say one thing for crooks - they give you an honest day's work.
Bugs Bunny: Brother, you got yourself a preposition.
Jo le Suedois: Ever heard of the L'Age d'Or in Montmarte?
Tony le Stéphanois: Why?
Jo le Suedois: Mado works there. She looks after the girls. She's shacked up with the boss, Pierre Grutter. Know him?
Tony le Stéphanois: Vaguely. His kid brother's a junkie, I think.
Jo le Suedois: Yeah, he's hooked bad.
Jud Fry: I ain't good enough for you, am I? I'm a hired hand. I got dirt on my hands. Pig slop. I ain't fit to touch you, am I - you're better. Oh, you're so much better, Miss Laurey Williams! Well we'll see how much better you are, and then you won't be so free and easy and hifalutin' with your airs! You such a fine lady.
Tom MacKenzie: What blonde in the kitchen?
Richard Sherman: Wouldn't you like to know! Maybe it's Marilyn Monroe.
Lt. J.g. Douglas A. Roberts: I looked down from our bridge and saw our captain's palm tree! Our trophy for superior achievement! The Admiral John J. Finchley award for delivering more toothpaste and toilet paper than any other Navy cargo ship in the safe area of the Pacific.
Captain Thompson: Keep the line straight, Boys.
Maj. John Boulton: I wonder how many crimes are committed in the name of duty.