Felix Ducotel: You fixed the roof?
Albert: We fixed everything.
Joseph: We came here to rob them and that's what we're gonna do - beat their heads in, gouge their eyes out, cut their throats. Soon as we wash the dishes.
Felix Ducotel: I'll say one thing for crooks - they give you an honest day's work.
Albert: If crime showed on a man's face, there wouldn't be any mirrors.
Felix Ducotel: Don't misunderstand me. It's true that I never liked my cousin, only because he was not likable. He had a number of good points, I'm sure. I just can't think of any.
Felix Ducotel: He had a number of good points, I'm sure. I just can't think of any.
Andre Trochard: You men are murderers.
Joseph: Not me. I'm a maniac.
Amelie Ducotel: I can't believe it - Andre dead.
Joseph: It happens to everybody.
Joseph: That's the way it is, in the midst of life, et cetera, et cetera, I forget the rest of it.
Amelie Ducotel: I'd like to talk to you if can spare a few minutes.
Joseph: A man sentenced to life can always spare a few minutes.
Joseph: It's true. He died in his sleep.
Felix Ducotel: That was very considerate of him.
Amelie Ducotel: I don't know what to do.
Felix Ducotel: The first thing to do is make sure that he's dead. I don't trust him.
Joseph: In the immortal words of somebody or other, Well done, Adolphe.
Felix Ducotel: You look different.
Jules: We are different.
Amelie Ducotel: It's you?
Joseph: How could I be anybody else?
Joseph: I'll say one thing about prison. You meet a better class of people.