Man in Black: This whole world is a story. I've read every page except the last one. I need to find out how it ends. I want to know what this all means.
Lawrence: See, now that's why I never learned to read.
Cpl. Gabe Garza: Hey. There's kids holding hands.
Sgt. Brad 'Iceman' Colbert: Oh cute. Don't shoot 'em, Garza.
D.A. Wayne Wallis: I heard your university board has you on probation. Something about sleeping with a student?
Hayes Morrison: Students.
Todd Chavez: Hooray.
How Do You Get to Carnegie Hall? - S4-E8
Lenny: What are you wearing?
Midge: I'm wearing my show corset.
Lenny: You have a show corset?
Midge: Yes.
Lenny: How is this different from, say, your dentist corset?
Midge: It's much more likely to suffocate me. It's also prettier.
Lenny: Yep. It's always the pretty ones who try to kill you.
Mark Gordon: Cute, Jonathan. Real cute.
Adam: I'm sure everyone here is fascinated to hear more pop psychiatry from number fifty-four in his class at Columbia Med.
Louise Chatham: Don't ever talk to sea-perch. You never can trust those fish.
Nurse Amy: She's your wife's landlord. That would be your present wife, number four, isn't it? And she wants all your belongings out of the house by to-night.
Michael: And did she say why?
Nurse Amy: Nooo, but I'm sure we'll be reading about it in tomorrow morning's newspaper.
Scarlet Witch: This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
Ray: Money doesn't grow on trees.
Tamera: Yeah if it did, I'd be outside rakin'.
Jerry Edgar: Golf is a great sport.
Harry Bosch: Golf is not a great sport. If you can smoke and drink while doing it, it's not a sport.
Amma Crellin: Don't tell Momma.
Claudius: A man should keep faith with his friends, even when they're dead.
Gus McCrae: It's an accident she is even on this trip.
Clara Allen: I never noticed you having accidents with ugly girls.
Melinda Gordon: I don't have to love you... I choose to.
Will McAvoy: You set me up with a crazy woman who can shoot me. Fatal attraction with a concealed carry permit.