Betty Cooper: I'm not gonna ask what you did with Veronica at Cheryl's. I'm asking you now, right now, if you love me, Archie, or even like me?
Archie Andrews: Of course I love you, Betty. But I can't give you the answer you want.
Betty Cooper: Why?
Archie Andrews: You are so perfect. I've never been good enough for you. I'll never be good enough for you.
80's Batman: This isn't a mudhole. It's an operating table. And I'm the surgeon.
Danny: But I thought you had to pee.
Anne Sorelli: My anger absorbed it. Outside, now.
FBI Agent Max Canary: If I'm not mistaken, she just cut off your balls, Derek.
Derek Jennings: Just the one, Max. Just the one.
Ike Evans: This will, get ugly.
Kate Fox: Sometimes confronting the past is the only way to move on.
Little John: Taxes we do not like.
Gerry Standing: Will you stop creeping up on me.
Brian Lane: I don't creep, I glide.
Olivia Pope: It's handled.
Franky Doyle: I don't eat sausage, I'm vagitarian.