Hairdresser: Shouldn't I have a lawyer?
Brenda Leigh Johnson: You could call a lawyer... but if you do I'll tear this custody agreement into little pieces and Dean will walk away with your baby the minute it's born.
Michael Westen: You say tomato, I say pimp.
Scarlet Witch: This is our home now. I want us to fit in.
Titus Pullo: It's as hot as Vulcan's dick.