Ashley Davies: I love... these brownies.
Ashley Davies: Sorry. Me no study a lot.
Ashley Davies: Triple word score... H-E-R-P-E-S.
Ashley Davies: Are you a basketball fan or do you just enjoy watching guys pat each other on the ass?
Spencer Carlin: And who are you?
Ashley Davies: Today I haven't really decided yet.
Aiden Dennison: So what's next?
Ashley Davies: This is LA. We only have a few moments to breathe before we head back into the madness.
Spencer Carlin: Let's hit the madness.
Madison Duarte: Bite me, "queer eye."
Ashley Davies: Not if you were the last Barbie on earth.
Spencer Carlin: You hook up with people for no reason at all.
Ashley Davies: Relax okay, she is just a friend. It's nothing to get all jealous over. It's not like you're my girlfriend.
Aiden Dennison: I'm listening.
Madison Duarte: That's because you still love me.
Aiden Dennison: No... that's because I'm a whore.
Spencer Carlin: When I was kissing Aiden, I was thinking about you.
Spencer Carlin: What just happened?
Ashley Davies: What always happens when you're around stupid people.
