Christmas With the Joker - S1-E38
Joker: Jingle bells, Batman smells. Robin laid an egg. The Batmobile lost a wheel and the Joker got awaaaaaaaaayyyyy.
Nurse Amy: She's your wife's landlord. That would be your present wife, number four, isn't it? And she wants all your belongings out of the house by to-night.
Michael: And did she say why?
Nurse Amy: Nooo, but I'm sure we'll be reading about it in tomorrow morning's newspaper.
Sydney Rutledge: Nancy, shut up and leave!
Lucien LaCroix: If there is a god, must it be sane?
Desk Sgt.: Mr Mullet wants to see you as soon as you come in.
Frost: I'll let you know when that is.