Gru: Do you speak Spanish?
Miss Hattie: Do I look like someone who speaks Spanish?
Gru: It's just that your face is so... Como es burro.
Miss Hattie: Oh! Why, thank you!
Coyle: Hey, Baxley! If your mom's vagina were a video game, it'd be rated E for everyone.
Ben Gates: Before the Civil War, the states were all separate. People used to say "the United States are..." It wasn't until the war ended that people started saying "the United States is..." Under Lincoln, we became one nation.
Barb: I'm gonna destroy all music, EXCEPT FOR ROCK.
Harvey Russell: Like my grandpappy always said: us assholes gotta stick together. (00:50:25)
Mark Watney: Fuck you, Mars.
[Alan is explaining to Sarah why Van Pelt is chasing him.]
Sarah: Well, have you ever thought about sitting down and talking about your differences?
Alan: What are you, crazy? The man has a gun.
Sarah: Don't ever call me crazy, Alan. Ever. Because everyone in this town has been calling me crazy ever since I told the cops you were sucked into a board game.
James Bond: Do you expect me to talk, Goldfinger?
Goldfinger: No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
Dr. Grace Augustine: So you just figured you'd come here, to the most hostile environment known to man, with no training of any kind, and see how it went? What was going through your head?
Jake Sully: Maybe I was sick of doctors telling me what I couldn't do.
Nick Fury: I know a renegade soldier when I see one. Never occurred to me that one might come from above.
Danny Archer: So you're a fisherman, ha? What do you catch mostly?
Solomon Vandy: Fish.
[The Easter Bunny comes out of the rabbit hole to arrive at The North Pole, looking heroic.]
Bunny: Oh, it's freezing!
Bella Swan: You nicknamed my daughter after the Loch Ness Monster?
Isabelle: We could get into trouble.
Hugo Cabret: That's how you know it's an adventure.
Grace: I finally meet a guy who likes me for me. And I'm not even me.
Breaker: [about Snake Eyes.] He doesn't talk.
Duke: Why?
Breaker: He doesn't say.
Von Stolberg: We build 'em good in Germany, eh Heine?