Barb: I'm gonna destroy all music, EXCEPT FOR ROCK.
Guy: I'm not gonna be the good guy... I'm gonna be the great guy.
Molotov Girl: Whoa, enjoy your lifetime supply of virginity.
Barley Lightfoot: Put it in O, for onward.
Diana Prince: Nothing good is born from lies. And greatness is not what you think.
The Cat: I know what you're thinking, 'cause I'm thinking exactly the same thing: What's in the box? And can we empty it so I can sit in it?
Otto: I have a gambling problem.
Shaggy Rogers: Drop some F-bombs.
Blue Falcon: Hey man, whoa, let's keep it PG.
Shaggy Rogers: No! Falcon bombs.
Harley Quinn: Do you know what a harlequin is? A harlequin's role is to serve. It's nothing without a master. No one gives two shits who we are, beyond that.
Captain Kidd: See all those words printed in a line one after the other? Put 'em all together and you have a story.
Renee Lomito-Smith: You Saw The Footage?
Sergeant Kesper: I Don't Need To See The Footage... I Just Need To Get Rid Of It.
Commander Root: Our world has never been in more danger. Human greed is what drove us underground all those years ago, to escape from your rapacious appetite. I warn you, boy, you are not prepared for the truth behind what you seek. Now you will believe, Artemis Fowl.
Sonya Blade: Fuck with the Blade, you're gonna get cut.
Melvin: And maybe someday if I come to Paris, you can show me the "Champs-Eleesees."
Olaf: Wandering Oaken's? Do you know that if you scramble up those letters, it's an anagram for Naked Norwegians? And I can't even read.
Gran: THUNDER SISTERS.
Joel: I don't want to die all alone at the end of the world.
Enola Holmes: When looking to travel incognito, it's safest to travel as a widow. People are always anxious to avoid conversation about death. Widows scare them. And there's no better disguise than fear.
Artemis: We have to shut the Sky Tower down.
The Admiral: Let's try to live through this first.