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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Director Ton: There's no tea in this tea!
Komiya: Do it again, that was sub par!
Director Ton: Naaah, let her go. It's cute, ain't it? Incompetent women are such a pain in the ass, but there better than the competent ones, am I right? HA HA HA HA!

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A Day in the Life of Retsuko - S1-E1

Retsuko: Oh, hey! I'm Retsuko. This is my very first day of work, and I couldn't be more excited about it! The things I'm gonna learn, the people I'll meet, a childhood of hopes and dreams, have all lead to this moment! From now on, I'm gonna reach for the stars! The sky's the limit!
[Retsuko leaps into the air, then falls and snaps her ankle.]
Retsuko:... RRAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGEEEEE!
[Begins heavy metal screaming.]

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Trivia: After the sniper in the bell tower shoots the new milkmaid, the other Marwen dolls turn and fire upon him. As he falls, he lets out of the iconic Wilhelm scream. (00:20:45)

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The Lounge Singer: Young lady, my ass.

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Bill Murray: This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.

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Paul Shaffer: Bill, where we going?
Bill Murray: You haven't quit drinking yet, have you?
Paul Shaffer: Should I?
Bill Murray: ...Good man.

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Chris Rock: I don't sing, Bill.
Bill Murray: Oh, you can sing, you're a rapper.
Chris Rock: I don't rap... do you know me!?
Bill Murray: S-Some.

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Bill Murray: You people are disgusting.

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Jackie the Talent Agent: The Murricane skulking down the back stairs like some 25-dollar-an-hour Twin Cities hooker.
Bill Murray: Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.

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Rex Dangervest: And my middle name's Machete Ninjastar, so I know tough. And Emmett is one tough cookie. He's a cookie so tough and hard, you can't even chew it, 'cause it turns out it's not a cookie, it's a chainsaw. (00:52:20)

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Emmet Brickowski: How is there outer space under this sidewalk?
Rex Dangervest: I told you, nothing in this place makes sense. (00:48:20)

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Emmet Brickowksi: It's a dead end!
Rex Dangervest: My CPD, convenient plot device, shows there's a planet right below us! (00:47:35)

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Wyldstyle: Bruce?
Bruce Willis: Willis. Yeah. I spend a lot of time in air ducts.I definitely don't live up here... I have a home. (00:47:10)

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Superman: It's great here, I never wanna leave. By the way, "S" stands for "Silly" now. I'm Sillyman. (00:43:45)

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Batman: Are you covering up some un-dark past?
Wyldstyle: No! It, I... It's not who I am. It's just hair. Look, if I pop it off, am I Bruce Willis now?
Bruce Willis: I don't think so. (00:38:50)

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Wyldstyle: That queen is never gonna break us.
Unikitty: She just wants to throw a party.
Wyldstyle: It's clearly a cover for some catastrophic event.
Batman: Yeah. Marriage, am I right? No one's tying down this Batman Forever.
Metal Beard: Oooh, reference! (00:36:25)

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Emmet Brickowski: Hey, you broke my ship.
Rex Dangervest: Listen, kid, you can build anything, but there ain't nothing you can't break.
[Both laugh.]
Emmet Brickowski: I don't get it. (00:32:00)

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Emmet Brickouwski: Who are you?
Rex Dangervest: The name's Rex. Rex Dangervest. Galaxy defending archaeologist, cowboy, and raptor trainer, who likes building furniture, busting heads, and having chiseled features, previously hidden under baby fat.
Emmet Brickowski: Whoa! (00:31:35)

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Gandalf: You remember what happened with the Justice League. Now with Batman gone and Marvel not returning our calls, there are no real heroes left. (00:21:05)

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Emmet Brickowksi: You're couchin' for an ouchin'. (00:19:25)

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