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Gas Jockey: Mister... are you a good family man?
Noah Kross: I'm trying to be. (00:37:20)

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Noah Kross: Keep your eyes open.
Lucas Weller: For what?
Noah Kross: Anything that moves.
Lucas Weller: Noah... There's a big sweaty guy with a crutch.
Noah Kross: What's he doing?
Lucas Weller: Nothing... just watching.
Noah Kross: If he moves shoot him. (00:35:50)

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Noah Kross: What am I looking at?
Phone: New Eden.
Noah Kross: What have we done? (00:27:25)

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Noah Kross: You had a heart once, Adam. (00:23:35)

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Adam Westinghouse: Where's your Dogs Playing Poker?
Noah Kross: It's hanging in my bathroom. (00:08:55)

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Noah Kross: You must be a productive citizen, it is the law! It is a crime to do otherwise. You're destitute, a burden to society. (00:05:30)

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Noah Kross: The unlicensed sale of clean water is a felony. (00:04:05)

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Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7

Donnie DuPre: BumbleBee's junk moves! Look... And his nipples get aroused, this is a horny perverted toy! What Transformers porn... you know that probably exists. But, we're getting off topic. (00:11:55)

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Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7

Donnie DuPre: For crying out loud, you did a nude scene in a one-woman-Titanic-show, how is this any different!?
Rebecca Stoné: Hey, that was tasteful! I was making love to myself for myself, not some horny teenagers! I mean come on, look at this thing! What are you, a porno director?
Donnie DuPre: Well, Michael Bay was.
Rebecca Stoné: You will take me seriously. If I wanted to do porno again, I would go do porno again. (00:08:45)

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Transformers (Lost episode) - S1-E7

Rebecca Stoné: Donnie. Uh, uh, Tacoma said he wrote the Megan Fox character as a... a smart bad ass girl with dreams of joining the CIA as a weapons specialist.
Donnie DuPre: Yeah?
Rebecca Stoné: And you crossed that out and changed it to... whore.
Donnie DuPre: I'm just trying to keep it real to Michael Bay's portrayal of women. (00:07:05)

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Fabrizio: It's like cirque du soleil, except minus the evil French Canadians. (00:12:25)

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Lost in Translation (Bromance Version) - S1-E3

Tacoma Narrows: So let me get this straight, you're going to shoot a remake of a film set in Tokyo at an Anime Convention? Okay that's pretty brilliant, but we're still not going. (00:02:50)

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Wreck-It Ralph vs Angry Birds - S1-E2

Rebecca Stone: Happy Thanksgiving, motherclucker. (00:24:35)

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Uriel: What in Heaven's name have you done!?
War: I... answer the call.

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Abaddon: The Seventh Seal was not broken.

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War: What is this? Where are my brothers!?

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Angel Soldier: Judgment approaches.

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Narrator: Since the dawn of time, the armies of Heaven and Hell have waged an endless war. Drawn to the conflict was the Charred Council, an entity bound by ancient laws to preserve order and balance. It held that any great power, unchecked, threatened the very fabric of the universe. In time, Heaven and Hell came to honor the Council and its laws, for none were beyond the swift and terrible justice of the Council's enforcers... a fearsome brotherhood known as the Four Horsemen. Amid the turmoil, the first humans emerged. The Council foretold that these weak, but cunning creatures would someday be integral to the Balance. Thus, the third kingdom was named... the Kingdom of Man. By order of the Council, a truce was forged between Heaven and Hell. The great pact was bound by Seven Seals, to be broken at the appointed time... when Man's Kingdom stood ready for the End War... a battle that would bring balance and determine the ultimate fate of the three kingdoms.

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The Choking Grounds Gatekeeper: Ancestors praise you.

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The Watcher: I always knew you had it in you.

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