How I Met Your Mother (2005)

The Bracket - S3-E14

Barney: She said I hooked up with her? What was her name, what did she look like?
Lily: She didn't say her name, but she had blonde hair, boobs...kinda trashy.
Barney: Dead in the eyes with an aura of self-loathing and despair?
Lily: Yes!
Barney: That's all of them!

The Platinum Rule - S3-E11

Barney: Come on guys! She's gullible, I'm bored. We're perfect for each other.