Dale Gribble: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It's gonna be a long night.
Hank: Calm down, Boomhauer! I can't understand a word you're saying.
Husky Bobby - S2-E6
Hank: I'm trying to contain an outbreak here, and you're driving the monkey to the airport.
Peggy: It was like a knife in his heart when she stuck that fork in his back.





Answer: In addition to Brian Katcher's response: it's supposed to be a joke that Dale is always suspicious about conspiracy theories, mysteries, etc, but he is "clueless" about his own wife having an affair. Of course, as Brian wrote, many fans think that Dale is pretending to be clueless because he doesn't want Nancy to leave him.