Bewitched
Movie Quote Quiz

Samantha: Darling, I've been trying for weeks to give this house a thorough cleaning. These carpets are filthy.
Darrin Stephens: How can you worry about dirt on the rugs when we're about to see the surface of the moon?
Samantha: The moon could use a vacuuming too. All that dust... yych.

Endora: Samantha, I will not stand here and be insulted by something which is 94 percent water.
Darrin Stephens: Oh, yeah! Well, what about something which is a hundred percent hot air?

Darrin Stephens: Sam, don't expect your mother to be gracious. She doesn't do imitations.

Samantha: Now when it comes to Santa Claus, most mortals don't believe he exists... just like they don't believe in witches.

Samantha: Gladys, what are you doing?
Gladys Kravitz: I came over for a snoop, uh, a scoop of sugar. I hope I'm not disturbing you.

Samantha: I'm not a bad witch! I'm a good witch.
Darrin Stephens: Her mother's a bad witch.

Samantha: Then I thought of the most brilliant scientific mind of the age.
Dr. Bombay: Thank you.
Samantha: But he died a year ago, so I decided to call you.

Samantha: Try to control your temper. Remember, "Peace on earth, goodwill to men" includes witches.

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