The Sopranos (1999)

Christopher Moltisanti: Whatever you do, do not engage Silvio in conversation.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: More is lost by indecision than wrong decision.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: It's like taking a shit.
Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Ok. I actually like to think about it as a childbirth.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Trust me. It's like taking a shit.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What fucking kind of human being am I, if my own mother wants me dead?

Tony Soprano: Is everyone in my life fuckin' bananas?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: You're looking good. Looking better.
Corrado Erico 'Uncle Junior' Soprano: Tony, if you're gonna lie to me, tell me there's a broad in the car waiting to tongue my balls.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Hey, You want that, it's a phone call away.

'Little' Carmine Lupertazzi Jr.: The fundamental question is, will I be as effective as a boss like my dad was? And I will be, even more so? But until I am, it's going to be hard to verify that I think I'll be more effective.

Carmine 'Little Carmine' Lupertazzi: The Soprano family has always been a little pushy.
Carmine Lupertazzi: Family? They're a glorified crew.
John 'Johnny Sack' Sacrimoni: Whatever they are, Carmine, they make us a lot of money.

Dr. Jennifer Melfi: Let's get back to Pie-O-My, it's sad that you lost something you loved. That being said, it is a horse.
Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: What the fuck's the matter with you?

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this.

Eugene Pontecorvo: The only thing I ever found in the street was my first wife.

Anthony 'Tony' Soprano Sr.: Vito, you did tell the police you didn't know who did this, right?
Vito Spatafore: Please. I may be distressed, but I know how to keep my mouth shut.
Ralph Cifaretto: Unless there's a big tuna sandwich around.