Quotes from James Spader movies and TV shows

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Tony Stark: What's the vibranium for?
Ultron: I'm glad you asked that, because I wanted to take this time to explain my evil plan.

Ultron: You're incredibly naive.
Vision: Well, I was born yesterday.

Ultron: I know you're good people. I know you mean well. But you just didn't think it through. There is only one path to peace... Your extinction.

Ultron: Vibranium, the most versatile element on the planet, and they use it to make a Frisbee.

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Ultron: Everyone creates the thing they dread.

Ultron: I'm going to show you something beautiful...everyone screaming for mercy. You want to protect the world, but you don't want it to change. You're all puppets tangled in strings.

Ultron: [speaking to Quicksilver] You and I can hurt them, but you [turns to Scarlet Witch], you're going to tear them apart from the inside.

Ultron: When the Earth starts to settle, God throws a stone at it. And believe me, he's winding up.

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Ultron: This is exactly what I wanted: all of you, against all of me. How can you possibly hope to stop me?
Iron Man: [Referring to Captain America] Like the old man said: together.

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Iron Man: You're gonna break your old man's heart.
Ultron: If I have to.
Thor: We don't have to break anything.
Ultron: Clearly, you've never made an omelette.

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Ultron: You think you're saving anyone? I turn that key and drop this rock a little early and it's still billions dead. Even you can't stop that.
Thor: I am Thor, son of Odin, and long as there is life in my breast...I am running out of things to say. Are you ready?
[Vision sucker punches Ultron with Thor's hammer.]
Vision: It's terribly well-balanced.
Thor: Well, if there's too much weight, you lose power on the swing.

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Brad Chase: I outrank you.
Alan Shore: And I'm such a slut for authority.

Sally Heep: Is that fair?
Alan Shore: I don't understand the question.

Judge Harry Hingham: Alright already, I've heard enough. I'm going to rule on this.
Alan Shore: You can't rule yet.
Judge Harry Hingham: Why not?
Alan Shore: I don't know.

Alan Shore: What's your specialty?
Dr. Allen Konigsberg: Couples' counseling. I first saw the client and his wife together. Since the divorce I've been working with him alone.
Alan Shore: So they came to you to improve their relationship, and now one wants to kill the other. Not your best work, was it, doctor?

Alan Shore: Ah, Denny, I've hardly seen you this episode.

Alan Shore: Denny, I refuse to shoot you.
Denny Crane: You... Democrat! Protesting war and banning guns. If you Nancys had your way, nobody would ever shoot anybody! And then where would we be?"
Alan Shore: "Where would we be..."

Alan Shore: Shirley? What about senior partners? There would be nothing wrong with me, lusting, say, after... you? Would there?
Shirley Schmidt: Go subscribe to National Geographic. Make a list of the places you'll never get to visit. Add to that list, Schmidt.

Alan Shore: Hate to extort and run.

Alan Shore: You know I'm not about to go to Texas and not ride the mechanical bull, Chelina. That would be like going to Los Angeles and not sleeping with Paris Hilton.

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